lighting guy 

A person that places lights, hangs lights, programs lights, focuses lights, fixes lights, designs lighting plots, and stares at the lights once they get to a venue. One of the best guys or gals anyone could have on their side. They have a wide variety of common skills. They can climb, lift, communicate, see very far, great sex appeal, creative af, tell hands what to pick up, and program lighting fixtures. Their shit may be always in the way, and sometimes they may not know what’s wrong with their lights. When it comes down to showtime, not one compliant is heard. It may not look like the lighting guy is doing anything particularly important. Really, he or she just got their shit done I promise you, or ahead of time. Any one lighting guy is equal to at least two and a half sound guys or five video guys.

Concert goer #1: Wow, look at that beautiful stage! That looks sexy af!

Concert goer #2: I wonder who makes all those lights like that? I mean, I wish I was smart enough to make awesome lighting scenes!
Concert goer #1: That would be the lighting guy. He’s that sexy mf over there at front of house in the middle of the crowd!

lighting guy by Illuminaudi November 22, 2020

Ambitious lighter guy 

He who falls for the dead lighter on the table trick.

Look at you Mr Ambitious Lighter Guy

Ambitious lighter guy by B-ryan July 16, 2003

GuyLights 

a man (not necessarily gay, but in most cases, yes) who dyes his hair blonde

Guy1: Did you see that guy over there?

Guy2: Yeah, he had GuyLights. So gay. (Assumption)

GuyLights by the_realistic_numbers112 July 1, 2011

GuyLights 

When a man decides he wants to shit all over prissy and bitchy attitudes of "real men" and decides to highlight his hair any color he wants. The colors vary and so does the level of highlighted hair, it's decoration that some people enjoy and others don't.

Guy 1: Bruh, you see that freak with the guylights?
Guy 2: Who the fuck cares, don't be a prissy bitch 'bout someone else's decisions that don't personally effect you.
Guy 1: bruh ... but... mah masculinity?
Guy 2: Doesn't exist.

GuyLights by AlphaMaleDon'tCare October 23, 2018

guylights 

Highlights in a man's hair that is wholly unattractive: generally an indicator of one's toolish nature. Look for a pompous air and cheesy smile. Guylights are perhaps a descendant of the late 90s tendency to bleach one's hair until it looked like a skunk had pissed on it.

Barbara: Suzy, what do you think of him over there?
Suzy: With the technicolor hair? I could never date a man with guylights, Barb.

guylights by cjt03c January 9, 2008

Guylight 

a 2010 parody film of the popular Twilight franchise made by two high school seniors at Los Altos High. Unfortunately, the movie was never finished and the project considered a failure after everyone was totally stoked to see it. Basically imagine them canceling the next Batman movie...

Dude I'm so fucking bummed Guylight didn't get finished before the film festival.

Guylight by Gong Fu Shi March 11, 2011