Old Guy Convention 

When a bunch of old guys gather at a McDonalds, IHOP, OCB, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullshit for a long period of time. Only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. I know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride bitch? Since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.

You'll never get a seat at McDonald's on Thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.

Old Guy Convention by Matty Fizzle March 4, 2009

guy concept 

Possibly the most extremely nonchalant statement to pick up a thirsty bro. Enabling the idea that two bros can bang because the surround situation permits it.

For conceptual purposes only. Bro jobs. Don't talk. No homo.

Steve was 6 beers deep and prepared to discuss the "Guy Concept" with his blatantly gay friend Frank while his girl was out of town. Steve wanted head. Frank has been waiting for a decade.

guy concept by Warofwords July 19, 2023

Gay guy confused 

He think so that the life is rose-colored or a vale of tears; he think so that a girl must prioritize him still she having partner.

Girl: Have boyfriend
Gay guy confused: She is a fake friend

Gay guy confused by barbaroja March 21, 2023

The Family Guy Conflict 

Assuming that a reference is funny just because it is a reference.

"this reminds me of that one time i met Ryan Reynolds"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"

The Family Guy Conflict by jellyboy731 January 9, 2023

connected guy 

In Mafia terms,a man who has close ties to organized crime, but is not an official member.

In the movie Donnie Brasco, Donnie was a connected guy in the Bonanno Crime Family, but not a made man.

connected guy by 66tornadoes December 13, 2016

overly confident beard guy 

a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.

person: oh hi how are you

overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!

person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.

overly confident beard guy by fahey123 March 30, 2009

condom guy 

u/alt-no-more

The condom guy is just one big meme now.

condom guy by Lyzone December 27, 2018