Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable
Guy
"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was
like a
retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"
"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get
fat just off that"
"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every
time my dad said he loved me...Well,
money isn't important now"
"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This
guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"
"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"
"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all
like *makes nasty hand gestures*"
"My girlfriend read a hog
hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"
"My grandma was in a farting contest..."
"GitRdone"
