1. commonly used to describe an open-minded male's anal virginity. literally, guy + hymen.
2. can also be used to describe a not-straight dude's oral virginity, but only when said dude tries to huff a wang that is hopelessly too big for his mouth.
"Dude, why're you walking so funny?"
"I went horseback riding without a saddle and I think I broke my guymen..."
When he gagged and threw up his lunch all over the Persian rug, he knew that something had gone horribly wrong: his guymen had been ruthlessly taken away from him.
A guy who is capable of giving a woman an orgasm. (if she doesn't fake it first)
Or in gamer terms, a guy who can pluck the delicate strings of a woman at just the right time. No starpower needed.
Wife: "I wish my man could please me like a hymen hero would"
One who hunts and or pillages virgins using sly and conniving tactics of seduction. Generally the male is older than the virgin and has a certain stigma or allure which surrounds him, making him the subject of many young crushes.
Can be either Nerdy or arrogant, both forms exist in the natural world, and appeal to different groups of virgins.
The Most important attribute of the "Hymen Pirate" is that his victim is immediately discarded and ignored after pirating has occurred, and the booty has been found. No further interactions are to be expected.
"Kim, that guy doesn't want a relationship, he just wants your V-card, he's a bloody Hymen Pirate"
Where a virgin lets a guy cut out her hyman and keep it as a token of her love or cuts it out herself and gives it to him. There is some pain amd bleeding. It can be removed by no more than a pin knife. The knife is sterlized first with a cigeratte lighter ect. For pain novecain can be bought on the internet and tooth ache medicine can be used on the dehymened area.
The hymen can be wralped in cleanex and pressed between the pages of a book till it dries up muck as with a flower. Them it can be placed in the holding place for photos in a billfold or photoalbum ect.
Kathy gave John her hymen gift.
This happens when a woman loses her virginity.
This allusion is derived from high-end electronic products, such as hard drives and 6th-generation-and-newer video game systems, where there is usually a seal which states that the manufacturer's warranty will be void if it's damaged or removed. The damage or absence of this seal will tell whether the product has been internally tampered with.
Likewise, a woman also has a seal, the hymen (which everyone usually calls the "cherry".) When a man plows through it with his meat missile, she's not a virgin any longer. The seal is broken, and her "warranty" is voided.
I heard the star quarterback took the head cheerleader out on a date this weekend... They parked down at "The Point", one thing led to another, and she got a voided warranty, if'n you know what I mean. But that's nothing compared to that geeky guy in the science club -- he managed to get laid here on campus, in the storage area! He's a LEGEND!
1. Any piece of film or a tab that if broken indicates a product has been used or entered into.
2. A slang term referring to a theoretical hymen covering a male or females anus.
3. A slang term for a girls hymen.
1. Make sure the Tamper Seal has not been broken on that drink before consuming it.
2. Any straight guy who has ever passed out drunk at a party where a gay male was in attendance, may want to check his Tamper Seal.
3. Some guy had already broken Sally's front Tamper Seal, so last night when I fucked her, I went in the back door and broke her other Tamper Seal.
Pick up your virgin girl, and make sure her legs are wrapped around your waist. Position your erect cock to the entrance to her honey pot. Proceed to jump into the air and slam her down on the floor, completely shattering her hymen and/or intestines with your cock.
-=THUD=- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?! The guy upstairs likes to give his ladies the Virgin Suplex.