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1. Guy-Friendly
A woman that lacks many qualities men dislike (i.e. wanting to go shopping) that draws men to her. This may/may not include PMS emotions.
Guy: What do you want for your birthday?
Girl: Nothing, just dont piss me off for the rest of the year.
Guy: You sure are Guy-Friendly
Girl: I know
2. Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy is usually a random person, who is now dead, that nobody can be bothered picking up.
The Dead Guy will, after a number of weeks, become a member of that society despite his obvious death and putrid stench.
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy's history can only be assumed by locals, and a main conclusion drawn between citizens is that they are drifters scalped for their body parts which usually explains the entrails often hanging out of the Dead Guy's face.
Roger: "Darn, I love not doing anything morally correct in society! Oh hello, Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy!"
Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy: "..."

Patricia: "Doesn't anyone think we should pick him up? Give him a burial service? Some sort of recognition?"
Constable Williams: "Haha, Patricia, you make me laugh. He's the Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy, and thats all the recognition he deserves."
3. edgar friendly
Supporting character in the movie "Demolition Man" with Silvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, played by Dennis Leary with his usual abrasive style. Example quote:

According to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal?
I don't know why they are insisting on an example for this. You don't run around saying, I got abe-lincolned do you? Ok, how about this: The other day I was walking down the street and I met Edgar Friendly. He proceeded to pull from his bag a large phallic object, a can of whip cream, two clothes pins, some ice cubes and a tube of preparation H with the applicator already attatched. He then proceeded to abe-lincoln me.
4. Jarret
Usually a tall, hyper, friendly guy who loves Capri Sun. Loves to play basketball and hump while defending you.
Guy 1: Stop Jarreting Me!
Guy 2: *Humping and defending guy 1*
5. friendly fade
when you and one of your friends fight just to see who would win in a fight, usually occurs after an arguement where one friend says he can knock the dog mess out of the other. there a few simple rules to a friendly fade which makes it friendly,

1) if one person is on the ground you may not kick them or hit them in the face repeatedly if you are standing.

2) you may not kick in the balls or punch in the tit

3) after everything is said and done you are still friends and there are no grudges.
tom: i would kick the s**t out of dave man hes such a pussy

dave: bulls**t i would kill you

tom: ok then lets friendly fade

dace: alright, my house at 4

tom: ok!

(fight goes on and ends, dave is thee victor)

tom: nice fight dude you totally whooped me

dave: yea but you threw some pretty good hands man, wanna get some pizza?

tom: sure, ima get meat lovers

dave: cus you love meat in your mouth!! haha

tom: funny guy!!
6. Plow Guy
The guy who plows our complex after a snowstorm. More than once if it's a big storm. He is friendly and hard working. He hires others to shovel the walkways because he is too good to do so. Sometimes he runs the spreader and spreads sand, or salt. He's cute.
We just got 10 inches of snow and now I am waiting for Plow Guy to come clear the snow so I can get to work.
7. Nice Guy
A Nice Guy is a guy who is friendly, kind, and understanding toward girls with the underlying condition that they must fall in love with him because he is the only friendly, kind and understanding man they've ever met. Nice Guys think that acting like a decent person makes them special and entitled to women's romantic affections and sex.

They believe that women have no minds or emotions of their own, and that they exist solely to reciprocate the affection of whichever man 'deserves' them. They will often try to guilt women into going out with and having sex with them.

If and when a woman rejects a Nice Guy, he will whine and moan and complain that girls are stupid and don't know what's good for them, and only like jerks that won't respect them or their feelings. Nice Guys invariably fail to see the irony in this.

Not to be confused with an actual nice guy (no capital letters!), a guy who is kind and decent without the underlying expectation that women are obligated to sleep with him or return whatever romantic affections he might have toward them.
Nice Guy: I'm so sorry that happened to you, here, go ahead and cry on my shoulder.

Girl: Thanks, you've really made me feel better. You're such a good friend.

Nice Guy: Great, now let me take you out to dinner and have a romantic evening ended with sex and marriage.

Girl: Sorry, I'm not really interested in you that way.

Nice Guy: Fuck you, you cold bitch. You're so stupid, why can't you see that I deserve you? After all the nice things I've done for you, you owe it to me to fall in love with me. Fine, I guess I just have to keep harrassing you and trying to guilt you into going out with and having sex with me.
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