a girl who has no girl friends and only hangs out with guys. Generally a slut.
"...of course I'm gettin laid she's a fuckin' guy-friend-chick."
The attractive hot girl who will go out with a good guy friend when he needs to look good at a party or other social event. Not an escort, but a friend.
guy friend:Yo, will you be my wing girl for homeboy's birthday party?
girl friend: Sure, as long as you pay for dinner.
When a guy likes a girl but the girl will only ever see the man as a friend
man: i asked lizzy out
man: no i've been friend listed
bro: better luck next time /b/rother
When a guy pulls such a bro move for his guy friend that he deserves a trophy for it.
Guy 1: Dude, Mike was such a bro for not letting me go home with that horrible looking chick.
Guy 2: Yeah he deserves a brophy.
A nice guy is the no-in between guy. He is either bald or so exceptionally hairy that he creates shade like a willow tree. He may be shaped like Baby Hughey or thinner than a crack whore (although he will neither use crack or be a whore since he's a nice guy.) In fact they are often virgins (naturally or born again) and volunteer time and funds to drug rehabiliation and other noteworthy programs. The nice guy may have impaired vision and wear thick glasses that create the highly undesirable affects of a funhouse mirror.Other nice guys may have excellent vision in their eyes that bulge, wander or cry frequently. The NICE GUY makes an excellent friend as he picks up tabs, earns trust, runs errands, rarely complains, watches chick flicks, rubs your feet, accepts collect calls, posts bail, and holds a steady job. He is however, unworthy of being kissed or touched in a romantic way - because you can treat the Nice guy anyway you wish and he will accept you with open arms. There is no need to praise, or show positive emotion or affection toward the nice guy... he's loyal as a pooch.
Nice Guy: "We've been friends for a long time now - and I feel really close to you..."
Woman: (immediately interrupts to break his heart) "You're a NICE GUY... but I don't want to ruin our friendship"
The pansy that has been raised to treat women with "respect" and "dignity" and feels obliged that the woman owes him a relationship in return. Most likely the girl will say, "You're a nice guy, etc..." and he will be relegated to puppy love flirting and countless hours of masturbation using his tears as lubrication. He will then become so pissed off, he will rant about how women don't see him for what he is and that all us bad boys get the women. Ultimately the nice guy will try to become a "bad boy" himself but just be made a fool of himself by girls that see him attempting to hide his insecurites, forcing him to revert back to his nice guy ways and the cycle starts all over again.
Hot Latina Chick - John is such a nice guy! He sees me for who I am and is always there for me!
Bad Boy - Would you fuck him?
Hot Latina Chick - Oh, God no! This is all yours.
Grow some balls, nice guys! Don't put the pussy on a pedastal!
A hypothetical "ID card" that indicates that someone is a "real man". Used most often in a self-effacing manner when performing some supposedly "unmanly" deed, but occasionally used to mock another man (usually a close friend, said in jest) who has done or is doing such a deed.
"A lady just asked me where to find something in the arts & crafts department, and I was able to tell her exactly where it was. Where do I go to turn in my GUY CARD?"
"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"