Top Definition
1) They are cockblocks.
2) They don't listen when you speak.
3) They break up with you but they still expect action.
4) They call/msg/text you at the most inconvenient times.
5) They lie about their whereabouts.
6) They call you when they're drunk/high.
7) They are so possessive.
8) They are always ready to kick another guy's ass just because he looked at one of their boys funny.
9) They think that staring is polite.
10) They sleep around yet they expect their wives to be virgins.
You're friend is such a cockblock...ugh! Such guy drama
by P2B March 20, 2007

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