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1. White Castle
WC is the first hamburger chain ever opened (1921 in Ohio). Burgers were 5 cents at the time. The building was designed to show strength and purity.
WC is located in 10 different states (MI, OH, IL, IN, NY, KY, TN, MO, MN). It is NOT the same as Krystal burger.
Cooked on a cushion of steaming onions, the little square burgers (with five holes for the steam go through so the burgers never have to be turned) are served up on little soft buns with pickle chips and mustard. If you order them "with everything," you get ketchup, too. You can order cheeseburgers and other miscellanea as well. The catch-phrase, "It's What You Crave," is apropos, as any Castle fan knows, they are addictive. It's the place you go to when you get kicked out of your wedding hall at 2 am, bars close, or you just need that taste.
They are easy to find in bad neighborhoods, you have to look a bit in the burbs (bad neighborhoods serve 'em up faster).
They can be sent packed in dry ice to other parts of the country, or you can find them in the freezer section. But, nothing beats them hot and fresh.
They used to be called sliders or gut bombs, but now they are trademarked as Slyders.
They are often purchased by the sack (10) or the case (30). After drinking too much, they are consumed in "time trials," to see the top speed for consuming a sack of 10.
When I visit Detroit, the first stop from the airport is the White Castle on Livernois and Warren Ave. Don't bring the good car.

"Yeah, lemme have 20 Castles with everything, two cokes, a shake, and onion chips."

2. gut bomb
A coney dog or chili dog, LOADED! Occasionally misused to also describe one of them bite sized late-night "greezy spoon" hamburgers with grilled onions, which technically is known as a "slider."
After the bar closes let's stop on the way home and get a six-pack of gut bombs.
by gumby Apr 16, 2003 share this
3. slyder
The official spelling adopted by White Castle for their gut bombs. See www.whitecastle.com under products. At this time, "slyder" does not appear to be trademarked. Could have more subliminal impact as to what the burger does from a diuretic standpoint, seeing as how the burger is often expelled is unannounced, urgent and "sly".
"I'm hungry. Let's go get some sliders"

"My friend, we are in Ohio. We don't have Krystal here. We have White Castle."

"Je fais des excuses. Let's go get some slyders."

"Hell-ya nigga."
by SmugSockMonkey Jan 9, 2005 share this
4. Mind of Mencia
A tv show on comedy central starring Carlos Mencia. Deny

it that the show isn't funny, but it is side splitting,

gut busting funny as hell. Fucking racist though. Face it,

if you live in America, racism lives in the media and the

culture. "MoM" (or rather carlos) faces the racism and

doesn't give a shit about what you think.

Granted,

although Carlos makes some good points in his show, there

are times when he screws up and is an asshole who isn't

even funny at times and is just an offensive prick (this

is usually when he just stands in front of his audience

and yakkety yaks). People hate him, and people who like

comedy that doesn't turn a blind eye to the ignorance of

all the different people in the US love him (except that

moment when they get dissed by him, then they love him

again when he's ragging on another minority/social

class/personality).

He disses people like the chinese and

right afterwards he says something in chinese. He speaks

against many types of mexicans humorously and he also

speaks mexican. He speaks out against idiots and idiotic

behavior and says how he hates people who aren't educated.

Thats because he is educated, and knows what the fuck he's

talking about, although he says stupid-ass things at

times, and because he pulls the
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5. Krystal
While similar in size and appearance to a white castle burger, the krystal burger is quite superior. Open 24 hours and always a great place to stop after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. The only bad thing about the illustrious krystal burger, is the horrendous shit you are sure to take the day following. Common slang terms for Krystal burgers are butt rockets, gut bombs, elephant scabs, etc.
Damn, I'm fucking wasted, let's go get a sack full of Krystal burgers!!!
6. Krystal
Great greasy little hambuger popularized in the south. Founded in Chattanooga in the 20's, some people like to compare them to White Castles. A true slider connoisseur knows that a Krystal burger trumps a White Castle. Open 24 hours, the restaurant caters to many different clientele. However, to truly understand the spiritual meaning of Krystal, they must be consumed at 3 AM after a night of hard drinking. It is here where I will recommend that people suffering from constipation can find a cure at any local Krystal. The day following a Krystal binge will completely cleanse your gastrointestinal system of any remaining blockage, with prejudice. Even with the colonic hurricane that follows, Kystals are an absolute Southern treasure.
Night before: Woohoo! Damn I'm drunk! Let's go hit up Krystals and get our bash on!

Day after: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the shitter. Open the windows, and for God's sake don't light a match!
7. Digger
The act of taking a shit. Contrary to popular belief this is not named after the poor coaching job done by Digger Phelps in his time at Notre Dame. The term actually comes from taking a shit while on a military exercise in the field where grunts must dig their own hole to take a shit in and subsequently backfill with dirt.
LEATHERNECK: Dude, that chow made me sick....it feels like a hamster's on a treadmill down in my gut.
G.I.JOE: Then go take a digger and quit your whining!
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