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13.
1. person who will wait till their parents arent home and then go on the family computer and take off the web blocker to look at pornos and jack off.

2. someone who is addicted to useing the word kid in a manner of when they are being disturbed.

3. obsessed with soccer to the point that it is freaky about how they like to hang out wtih so many boys naked at the showers after.

4. could look metrosexual but your really know that they are gay.

5. could just be the staff of the goths. i dont knwo what do you think?
" wow that guy dresses so well that he must be a gustavo!"
by marsha D November 08, 2007
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1.
Simply the sexiest guy alive. All girls want to date him. He is extremely handsome and sweet.
I wish I was going out with Gustavo.
by Joe joe 43 February 16, 2009
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2.
A loving and caring guy who puts others first. Will be or is an amazing boyfriend and always makes sure that their couple is happy. Loved by many, especially by their signicicant other. Once they have found that special girl they will stick with then forever. Incredibly sweetie and sensitive. :)
I wish I had a Gustavo!
by hisone&only February 09, 2012
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3.
1: a male, who is not necessarily Mexican, but may have South American or Polish roots 2: generally having the tendency to enjoy extreme sports, primarily jumping and flipping off of high altitudes, such as swing sets
Person 1: Did you see that flip he just did? I heard that guy is from Argentina!
Person 2: He must be a gustavo.
by gotmilk927 July 30, 2008
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4.
\g(u)-sta-vo, gus-tavo\ is a variant of Gustave (Barbarian Viking)

Meanings:

1. "royal staff; staff of the gods"

2. Man who looks like a Sexy Redneck from the Farm but that is actually a Blue Blood Latino French Italian Gentle Giant with a Nose named Goldstein.

3. A guy whose modesty lies only above the belt. The LEGEND resides quietly below.

4. An earthy goat-fish humanoid who lures in women with his mystical, intuitive, and sorcerer emerald gold eyes and his mysterious bulldog pokerface.

5. A man who hypnotizes you with his Super-human Abnormally Immense Stunning Eyeballs.
If he is Zero in the back, but HERO in the front, then he is definitely a Gustavo!
by NuniQT January 28, 2011
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5.
The nicest and most sexiest guy ever created on earth. He constantly makes girls laugh with his clumsiness but always stays on the brightside. Everyone likes to always be with him. Really suave and just plain awesome.
Girl 1: Ooh gurl guess what?!
Girl 2: What?!
Girl 1: I met the most amazing guy!
Girl 2:What's his name?!
Girl 1: Gustavo
Girl 2: That makes sense with a guy called Gustavo.
by The Man with 2 Pairs of Eyes June 03, 2013
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6.
The name of the bartender who invented the "Mojito Smash". A popular and refreshing alcoholic beverage consisting of...

INGREDIENTS:

1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash

3 fresh mint sprigs

2 tsp sugar

1 tbsp fresh lime juice

2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice

1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)

Gustavo Esparza invented this popular drink on June 29th, 2003. It has been successful on the west coast at many bars and nightclubs and is gaining fame on the eastcoast.
Thank Goodness We Have Gustavo!!!
by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010
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7.
(proper noun)

name of a handsome boy from Puerto Rico; likes to YOLO and cherish his youth. acts like a princess, but is not snooty about it...just has needs that need to be fulfilled, but otherwise is a sweet gentleman who's fun to be around.
After taking off his expensive rabbit fur gloves made in Italy, Gustavo was ready to go out on the town and have a good time with all his friends!
by j69c69c69 November 08, 2010
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