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geschenk 

Pronunciation: guh-SHANK
Function: noun or verb
Definition: To draw a penis on something or a drawing of a penis usually as a form of vandalism. Word borrowed from the German language because of its phonetic similarities to the word "shank." Although in German it means "gift," its American usage is entirely different, even though an argument can be made that a Geschenk would be a pleasant gift to find on your bedroom wall. Those who engage in the art of Geschenking are revered throughout mankind. The Geschenker is perpetually on a quest to become the "Geschenk-King."
Noun: "Look at that awesome Geschenk in Schoener's textbook!"
Verb: "You better watch out or I'll Geschenk your face!"
SHANK : HUMAN :: GESCHENK : INANIMATE OBJECT
geschenk by CountCrazy007 May 16, 2007
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the overall word for what is extremely cute. Used in many situations with the interjections "Oh" or "Ah!", Güchen defines all as being the cutest fucking thing in the world. To use güchen that means that a bunny rabbit in a field of flowers sucks monster cock to whatever you describe as cute.
Billy: "I failed my test today, but look at this puppy I got for my birthday!"

Evetta: "Oh! Güchen!"

Phillip: "Did you see Lesa's baby? It was SO cute"

Janine: "But not GÜCHEN cute though"
Güchen by rrocks15 June 2, 2011

guschnirtni 

In the craft of woodworking, or other craft-like fabrication, a specific cut or notch created for the purpose of offering relief to recieve another component.
The male component of a blind dado joint must recieve a "guschnirtni cut" to conceal the joint.

guschnirtni by Michael G. Weber March 23, 2008

Guschnicky 

Squeezing an upper thigh to elicit a ticklish response
I tickled her feet, then her chin and finished with a guschnicky
Guschnicky by Seventhson74 April 24, 2017

Geschenkig 

- Er ist Dummkopf.
- Nein, er ist nur geschenkig!
Geschenkig by Beide October 9, 2022

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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