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1 : a personal religious teacher and spiritual guide in Hinduism
2 a : a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern
b : one who is an acknowledged leader or chief proponent c : a person with knowledge or expertise
No example for the word 'guru' is available today.
by Beavis111 April 13, 2006
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One dope ass rapper- Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal......also a member of the duo Gangsarr (with Dj Premiere)
Guru quote:
.....Face bruised and battered/ eyes reflect agony of dreams dat wuz shattered......
Jazzmatazz vol. III.ft the roots.trk 7.
by Endo Allah( Nnaemeka Ajoku) December 09, 2003
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Gurus: a frequent or favorite companion who causes extreme love and adoration in the heart of their admirer
- side effects may include emotional breakdowns, depression, sleep deprivation, spotty eating habits, weight loss, excessive distress, French sobbing noises, extra anxiety, sexual overload/sexual deprivation, /FOREVERALONE, and mild hysteria.
so about the guru... i have two options:

1. to suck it up and stop being a little bitch

2. leave her...
and the latter just won't happen any time and y'all said i should just leave her today? if only it were so easy! it's just so complex and she and i really do have good times mostmostmost of the time! <3
I love my guru!
by AgentQ January 17, 2011
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The Teacher

Guru is a learned man, He shares his knowledge and enlighten all ignorant and works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting knowledge.
Sree Narayana Guru worked for the uplifting of the downtrodden.
Guru Nanak.
by Sarath R January 30, 2006
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A spiritual healer.
One who helps others in need with out reward because he is above that.
Gure Nanak Dev Ji
by Sensible December 10, 2003
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somebody who is supposed to be an expert on something.
Why do you read advice columns, horoscopes and whatever the fashion gurus and motivational speakers say? You don't need these gurus to govern your life or your point of view. Just be yourself. What do you see? Just be nobody but YOU.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 12, 2007
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To correct "Sifu" it Guru stands for Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal".

One of the illest emcees ever. Still goin strong after 15 years deep in the game. Rolls with DJ Premier, forming the incredible hip-hop duo Gang Starr.
"My sense of self, and my mental health /
is much more powerful, than any hint of wealth." - Peace Of Mine ("The Ownerz" - Gang Starr, 2003)
by Stylus February 22, 2005
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