a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.
Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!
by weezyfbaby69 February 26, 2011
To uselessly mope around. Not really contribute to anything. Not being successful on a daily basis. Leaving large trails of a mess around everywhere you go.
"Mark didn't even go to class today. He's just gurkin' around like a sloth and didn't even do the dishes."
by Lord Goochsack December 13, 2014