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5. gurk
A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.
scott is a gurk.
by Gicklepotomus Feb 21, 2003 add a video
1. gurk
the sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect cock.
Sheila was a gurker.
by anonymous May 1, 2003 add a video
2. Gurk
1. To have sexual intercourse.

2. To 'tap that' or 'hit it raw'.
Fatamanisha: What up, Keyshawn?

Keyshawn: What's good, mama? You gon' let me gurk that shit today, right?

Fatamanisha: Boy, you nasty!
3. gurk
a big girl who preys on drunk men
Ended up makin out with this gurk last night, she got me again.
4. Gurk
asking someone can they hit that or fuck
Girl- what up
Boy- yoh shawty when you gonna let me gurk
6. Gurk
(GRR-Kah) n. a girly jerk, native to upstate New York. These wild and beautiful creatures can become violent when threatened and are very protective of there territory.
The gurk struck her boy friend on the back of the head for looking at another of her kind.
7. gurk
The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .
I am a computer gurk .
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