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toilet guppies 

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.
I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.
toilet guppies by blue dog March 11, 2015
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One who uses music and or poetry as a weapon of love and peace.
The anti-war protesters were made up of artists and gunpoets.
gunpoet by e.rich August 30, 2010

guppenberg 

Commonly used insult against someone of lesser intelligence and/or smaller penis size.
What an absolute guppenberg!

How dare you try to indulge in a conversation with me you guppenberg!
guppenberg by Park Ranger Tom September 26, 2019
i live in a nice, big apartment, do what i want to do, have a great job, travel, eat out when i feel like it, no kids. high disposable income. and my mom LOVES my boyfriend.
guppie by american in germany March 19, 2004
A gay muppet.
G(ay) + (P)uppet.

Not to be confused with a lesbionette.
Lesb(ian) + (Mar)ionette.
guppet by Dick Phuket March 2, 2008

Love Guppies

Bob blew a load of love guppies all over Sara's face.
Love Guppies by m3n00bz October 27, 2016