Gnorts, Mr. Alien 

Neil Armstrong spelled backwards.

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.

Gnorts, Mr. Alien by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

Gorts 

Abbreviation of the term 'gay shorts'.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.

'Oh thank god you've changed out of those shants. OH WOW YOUVE REPLACED THEM WITH GORTS'

Gorts by jenlovesgorts January 29, 2009

gurts 

a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations

guy1: did you drink the last beer

guy2: yup

guy3: why you mother gurtser!

gurts by knifeinflavor123 March 10, 2010

torchin' gorts 

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

torchin' gorts by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009

Gnorts 

Way out there.

“This isn’t just the drugs talking. This is the revelation that the moon is composed of alien snot crystals, and it appears to be the same snot from which originated all life in the galaxy. The truth isn’t what we thought it was. It’s absolutely gnorts.”
“You’ve gone gnorts, dude.”

Gnorts by Benjam1 April 27, 2021