The consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.

A fellow human being with unadmirable traits who displeases you.

a near-unexplainable feeling one gets when missing something usually always on their person (ie: cell phone, jewelry, etc)

You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.

This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'

When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky