A person that looks fucked up, ugly, disgusting, hideous, or is just unpleasing to look at.
"Damn dude, that bitch is gunkle as hell."
gay uncle; an uncle that is gay.
I love my Gunkle Mark and my Gunkle Ed!
A very large, thought to be mythical beast, that roams the open land at Whiting Field in search of Barbeque Suace from Whataburger, not the stuff they give anyone but the good stuff the make and keep in the back and charge $.37 for. Treat gunkles the same way you would treat Gremlins. Gunkles have many predators, although the main predator is a squirrel.
was unable to concentrate on his next move because the squirrels kept interupting him. OR. The gunkle
train of thought was clouded due to the fact that Barbeque sauce was in short supply!
Laughing uncontrollably, sometimes for hours on end. Often results in the person pissing their pants, and or soiling themselves. It is considered a disease by certain countries, with no cure in sight.
First case was discovered in a small town known as Marshfield
Byron: Oh no, I think Maria has the gunkles.
Markie: Oh god, somebody get some air sanitizer and some toilet paper!
To epicly fail
You sure Gunkled that dude
You pulled a gunkle
when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together
She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle