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1.That random kid in your dorm who claims to have done ridiculously impossible super hero esque things in order to impress a girl.
2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around. Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE!
Girl: Really? Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came. Bystander: The green lantern strikes again! |
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| 30. | G4 Haircut | ||
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The act of shooting G4 (or anyone annoying) in the top of the head, resulting in hair being blown from their scalp. It can be done with your "Telly Gun" (2 fingers you point at the telly in the shape of a gun, when an annoying, cheesy advert comes on or someone that you really don't like.) "I'd like to give Anthea Turner a G4 Haircut, She's an annoying bitch!!"
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| 31. | Warman | ||
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Warman (also known as WARMAN or W.A.R.M.A.N.) is a fictional character created by 20th century poet - Aidulf Noyes.
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Noyes created Warman shortly after meeting a soldier in the trenches of WW2 in France. It is said that Noyes and this unknown soldier were having a hard time surviving the tourment of the trenches and that the soldier went mad. It is then recounted by Noyes that the soldier leaped out of the trench and screamed "WARMAN" while running in a T-line towards the opposing Axis trench. Noyes wrote in his field-journal: "it was strange, the soldier leaped from the trench and started screaming out "WARMAN!!" while darting directly towards the trench, he was armed with an M1-Garand rifle and held down the trigger while charging alone at them, as if he had an Automatic weapon in his hands! The garand obviously only fired one round at the enemy and entirely missed them as he was flailing the rifle about while running." Obviously, the soldier was almost instantly shot down by a German sniper emplacement. But the solider attempted to collect his scattered brain matter and continue charging at the trench in his last moments before falling lifelessly onto the battlefield Noyes was inspired by this act of carelessness and bravery, and decided to lay down in the trench and write the following poem "Warman He doesn't give a damn about what he wears. Warman And he doesn't give a shit about his God damned hair Warman Yeah, terrorism losers, stop your... |
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| 32. | Squeaker | ||
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A squeaker is a child on an online voice chat that has not yet reached puberty. The squeaker will talk in an extremely loud voice, to the point of the audio level needing to be turned down for the comfort of the listener. The squeaker is infamous for using execcive profaity on voice chat, inserting a swear word in nearly every sentence, as they think it will make the older boys think he is cool. The other kind of squeaker is the sex obsessed squeaker who is in the middle of puberty, and will constantly talk about sexual acts that he has ever done, and will use nothing but sexual terms to insult other players. Pre-pubecent squeaker: You little shitface cock lover! Fucking fuck you! He fucking shot my fucking guy with a fucking gun and he fucking ran and I fucking died and then I fucking respawned and he's fucking dead and...(most headsets hve been taken off at this point.
Sex-obsessed squeaker: Dude, she sounds hot! I would totally fuck her 100 times! Have you guys ever heard of Britney Spears? She's so hot, I would do her so hard. Did you just kill me? I'm totally going to fuck your girlfriend! |
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| 33. | Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas | ||
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This massive game spans the entire state of San Andreas, with visits to three major cities patterned on real-life counterparts. There's Los Santos (based on Los Angeles), a gritty blur of smog and violence; San Fierro (based on San Francisco), and Las Venturas (based on Las Vegas), a midnight wonderland crawling with money, sex and corruption.
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There are dozens of missions, hundreds of secrets, tons of vehicles and weapons, and all kinds of stuff to do. Stuff like recruiting gang members, swimming, building property, riding bikes, eating, working out, getting a haircut, attracting the ladies and much, much more. -Welcome to San Andreas Welcome to San Andreas, possibly the largest console game ever made. Veterans of the series will marvel at the fact that SA feels about five times larger than Vice City, with enough core missons to keep you busy for dozens of hours. -What's to Do? As always, there are a series of missions dedicated to forwarding the expanisve story of San Andreas--the story of you, Carl Johnson. After being away from the hood for five years after the death of your family members, you've returned. The problems that plagued you are still there... and have gotten worse. It's up to you to set things right, gain respect, and deliver the hood from evil. As you progress through the game, you'll drive and steal countless numbers of vehicles. You'll notice that when you get in certain vehicles, you will be able to push a button and trigger special missio... |
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| 34. | Anchorage | ||
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Largest city in the state of Alaska. Population of 282,813 in Anchorage city limits, and a metro area of 359,180 (source: Wikipedia.com). Where the famous Iditarod race is showcased every year downtown right before the actual race, which begins in Wasilla and goes to Nome, Alaska. Growing at a very impressive pace. When any chain store or business comes up here, Anchorage sales are in the top 5% of the country for quite a while, word to the aspiring franchisse-entrepreneuer.
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The summer population is much higher, because from mid-May all the way to late August, the sun stays up almost the entire day and night. The sun is up all day on "summer solstice"; the sun sets right above the horizon but never goes all the way down. Being born and raised (until age 19) in Anchorage, the people are as follows: the majority of people are white, followed by a large coastal Asian population, most being Filipino (from the Phillipines) or other types of Asian/Pacific Islanders. Southside Anchorage: predominated by white people, most from families with at least middle class to upper-class range net worths. Almost 50% of the teenagers smoke marijuana, and so do quite a few of their parents. There are a lot of "wiggers" here, who listen to and live like they are a part of the hip-hop culture. A lot more gun-toting Caucasian young men who use their parents money to push hard drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. There are good people too though. Most people drive very nice trucks with work... |
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| 35. | manowar | ||
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One of the best heavy\power metal bands ever. They sing about friends, courage, dignity and so on and after so many years they continue to create powerfull music with meaningless lyrics, but thats the charisma of the band.
A drinking game: the players listen to any song by Manowar (exept the instrumentals) and each time a word like steel, ride, glory, metal, sword, fire, kill, black, night, heart, battle, brave, brothers is being sung everyone must take a drink from the bottle of beer. Usually people pass out very quickly. Strike while the iron is hot
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Steel is strongest so say we all And if we all were not brothers of metal would we fall? - no - They tried to test our spirit They tasted steel before we were done Grinding their bones into the dust of the past All blown away like a shot from a gun We cast our lot together four still stand as one Here well remain forever till our kingdoms one Brothers of metal We are fighting with power and steel Fighting for metal metal thats real Brothers of metal will always be there Standing together with hands in the air Let us drink to the power drink to the sound Thunder and metal are shaking the ground Drink to your brothers who are never to fall Were all brothers of metal here in the hall Our hearts are filled with metal and masters we have none And we will die for metal, metal heals, my son Brothers of metal We are fighting with power and steel Fighting for metal metal thats real Brothers of metal will always be there Standing together with hands in the air Let us drink to the power drink to the sound Thunder and metal are shaking the ground Drink to your brothers who are never to fall Were all brothers of metal here in the hall Brothers of metal We are fighting with power and steel Fighting for metal metal thats real Brothers of metal will always be there Standing together with hands in the air *few guys drop unconcious on the floor* manowar... |
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