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A gumbat is a simple design which can be reinterpreted in many ways.
In essence, a gumbat is a large piece of stick (a bat) covered in gum (preferably post-chewed, bubbalicious works best). A gumbat is the most efficient of weapons because whilst one is beating an invidiual with the said bat, the gum will effectively rip off all of their body hair. Sarah: THAT HOE IS TALKING TO MY MAN!
Suz: take a fucking gumbat to her nappy-headed skull. or, in more colloquial language Bob: That math test was so hard, I felt like someone was beating me with a gumbat throughout the whole thing. |
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