gum
An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.
What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.
by badgerman5566 May 05, 2011
Gum
Over the course of the past few years, people have come to consolidate words in accordance to the green movement, and stricter school rules prohibiting homophobic language. So the words "gay" and "bum" have been combined into the ultimate beat down - "gum".
(inside the school hallway)
Kid: Look at that kid wearing the rainbow shoes, what a "gum"!
(teachers pass by)
Teacher: Yes those shoes do look like a niece piece of gum.
by jewcyfruit March 31, 2009
gum
to mess things up or mess up a situation
"she'll only gum it for us"
by ja_me_kah June 13, 2007
gum
1. to mess up, to ruin

2. to talk
Don't gum it up. You don't why it does what it does.
by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2009
gum
a goulam in the north-east of england
omg- look at that gum picking pennies from the ground
by sirbobcheese March 24, 2009
gum
V. to whip out your nut sack and hold it in your hand. Also known as ALien brains or grandpa's tounge. Whoever looks when you wip it out is a nub.
Mike:Dude greg check this bruise out...
( whips out nutsack )
GReg:ahhhhh...... u pwnt me!
by [TeH]-Neo October 26, 2004
Gum
A mixture of gin, rum, and orange juice. Tastes surprisingly good, but will make you extremely depressed and/or suicidal (from experience). The idea originated from the hit tv series Scrubs.
I had Gum last night. . . never again!
by The Gum Lord June 26, 2011
Gum
Lame term meaning overly pretentious or fake, usually used to express the knowingly false belief that something great has been accomplished or something is cool.

Fraudulent.
Man, The Dream Team sure was gum this year!

The Dream Team really showed those tiny little towns from the middle of nowhere how gum we are.

My gear is gum!
by wcs21blows March 24, 2010

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