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14.
Gum
Lame term meaning overly pretentious or fake, usually used to express the knowingly false belief that something great has been accomplished or something is cool.

Fraudulent.
Man, The Dream Team sure was gum this year!

The Dream Team really showed those tiny little towns from the middle of nowhere how gum we are.

My gear is gum!
by wcs21blows March 24, 2010
 
1.
gum
something you chew on when your bored in class
i've been chewing 3 pieces of gum for the past 4 periods
by gemini18 November 15, 2007
 
2.
gum
High School Currency
Got any chewing gum?
by Cady Herrington January 24, 2011
 
3.
gum
Good thing that people chew. Comes in various flavors and is rubber like.
I was chewing gum yesterday.
by Ehyharasz September 25, 2009
 
4.
gum
A classic physical gag in which one reveals a portion of their stretched scrotal skin with the misrepresentation of it being a piece of chewed "gum."
Brian asked me if I wanted a piece of "gum" last night. I can't believe I fell for that trick again.
by sour-puss June 13, 2007
 
5.
gum
a bachelor's toothbrush.
Ricky, who was already late to work, popped some Dentyne gum to cover up last night's halitosis.
by Matt (dojo master) October 15, 2012
 
6.
clothes, outfits.
Man you need to move out your mums and get you some nu gums
by qleyo July 22, 2003
 
7.
a ugly man who cant score, but touches women without their permission (he usually with large gums)
here comes gums, watch your woman
by Beefdogg March 29, 2006