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1.
Serfs who disobeyed Stalin were given the sentence to go to the gulag.
by ML March 27, 2003
 
2.
A Marxist mixture that will surely get you Hammered and Sickled. Drink Comrades! Drink!

Consists of:

- 3 shots vodka
- 1 bottle of Leninade
Dmitri: I got fucked up on a Gulag last night.
Maksim: In Soviet Russia, Gulag fucks you.

Dmitri: I think thats the same thing...
Maksim: заткнись! (shut up!)
by Vladmir Kosnov May 12, 2011
 
3.
banishment from Barter Town, whereby the victem is tied backwards upon a horse with a large paper mache mask covering his head, and ridden into the desert to die.
1. dude, going to school is lame. I would rather get Gulagged.

2. Dave was being a jerk, so we Gulagged him out of the party.
by jprandolf June 28, 2005
 
4.
1. A Russian penal institute. Stands for "G"lavnoe "u"pravlenie ispravitel'no-trudovykh "lag"erei (chief administration of corrective labor camps.)

2. Any mental institute in the USA. People get sent to those hellholes for expressing themselves, reporting abuse (or any wrongs done to them), writing poetry, speaking out against government policies, when their parents dislike them, and for various other HARMLESS "violations" of the so-called "social contract." Essentially, these people are punished for things they MIGHT do, based on someone's "artificial fear".

Inside the gulags of America, the "artificial fear" cycle is perpetuated. People who are less threatening than a person in a wheelchair, are treated worse than violent felons.

They are usually strapped down and jacked up with dangerous psychotropic drugs 24 hours a day, and they are given less rights than the most dangerous correctional institute inmates -- they are prevented from communicating with the outside world in ANY way, they are denied the right to an attorney or physician, and they are denied medical treatments for their injuries, cancer, and acute illnesses...... all in the name of $cientology.

Patients even get MURDERED by the staff... and these staffers never see a day in jail, because all the murders are covered up.
"Stop protesting and carrying signs outside government buildings, you fool, or the secret police will haul you off to the gulag!"
by Jason L. September 19, 2005
 
5.
working atmosphere with Meet Doshi on his personal website, www.wave-gaming.com
Man, Meet Doshi is Stalin. Maybe fifty years after his death Russia will get better.
by Anonymous May 25, 2003
 
6.
The most Magical place on earth
"So, billy, you just took the pie-eating world record! what are you going to do now?"
"I'm going to the Gulag! the most magical place on earth!"
by Zerbetersmitch February 13, 2007