| 1. | sexual man hands | ||
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Unusually long, elegant and artistic fingers and hands, disproportionate in size to a man's height. Can evoke sexual fantasies in women; often viewed as an indicator of penis length. First used to describe the hands of guitarist Aaron North (Buddyhead, Nine Inch Nails, The Icarus Line). She can't stop staring at that dude's sexual man hands.
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| 2. | guitarist | ||
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a guy who knows how to touch women and whos hands dont tire easily 'im such a guitarist, she was writhing under my fingers for hours'
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| 3. | Petruccism | ||
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A religion founded around one, if not the best, guitarist in the world...John Petrucci of Dream Theater, The Liquid Tension Experiment, and solo career. His hands are one of the fastest and most precise the world has ever seen on a guitar, not to mention he has an amazing amount of natural talent, with a good feel for melody and harmony. See John Petrucci. I just joined Petruccism...pray to the Almighty Father so that we may have hands and a mind like him.
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| 4. | Drummer | ||
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someone who hangs out with musicians. All the definitions I have seen so far are written by drummers, or people who thinks the stereotype is false, but... dude, drummers don't have real notes. Any dumbshit can tell difference between a quarter note and a whole note. A guitarist on everything known to man, that sees the iguanas in their eyeballs, can keep in time. Drummers are necessary in bands, but so are microphones, and neither are musicians. Drummer: Dude, you're such an junkie. You can't even read your notes, keep in time or do anything, shit head.
Guitarist: I can read my notes, but more than that, I have notes. You have the timing for your instrument, and nothing else. You don't play a tuned instrument, and no one even fucking knows your name. There's a reason that no one knows your name, and it's not because everyone's conspiring against you to keep drummers down. Drummer:... Guitarist: Here, take one of these. It'll help. *Guitarist hands drummer a pill.* Drummer: What is it? Guitarist: Does it matter? |
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| 5. | dave mustaine | ||
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The god of thrash. Personally my all-time guitarist. Unlike little teenybopper bands around now like Green Day and My Chemical Romance, Dave Mustaine's band, Megadeth, plays a little thing called music. He was kicked out of Metallica after writing a large portion of their better music (a lot of stuff off Kill 'Em All and Ride the Lightning) but never received credit. Metallica is an awesome band as well, but in my eyes Megadeth will always be superior. Dave Mustaine is known for being one of, if not THE, best rhythm guitarists of all time. He can write symphonies of complex low-end riffing and put in screaming melodies and incredible lead breaks in the same 10 seconds. His playing abilities are also OFF THE CHARTS as compared to other rhythm guitarists. I myself would give a kidney, leg, and maybe an eye just to have his right hand. Did you go to that Megadeth concert last night? Dave Mustaine's hands were FLYING when he was playing that 3rd solo in Hangar 18!
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| 6. | Herman Li | ||
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Guitarist in the power metal band Dragonforce. He was born in Hong Kong and is the person who started Dragonforce. Herman Li is a self-taught with the guitar (and is extremely fast.) Although Herman Li is left-handed, he uses a right handed guitar; Li is known for his amazing signature guitar solos, where he switches his hands (right hand for fretting and left for "shredding." He also uses a Digitech Whammy Pedal and Wah Pedal To create some of his signature guitar sounds. Herman Li is one of the best guitarists that I have ever heard. His solos are amazing. If you haven't heard any of Dragonforce's songs do a youtube search NOW for "Dragonforce" or "Dragonforce Stepmania" NOW!
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| 7. | Danlings | ||
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(Dan-ling) Male or female admirer of Dan Hawkins, guitarist from rock band The Darkness. If you answer yes to any of these, its fair to say you are a Danling. Some of these will apply to Darklings also, but mainly Danlings.
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You know your a Danling when... You own one or more Thin Lizzy shirts You know exactly which shirt THAT shirt is You know what 'floof is and who snookums is When you wear your watch on your right arm instead of your left When you know things Dan has said off by heart Worse still, when you start dropping Dan quotes into random conversations When you start naming things Dan When you design, make and wear a T Shirt with his name/face on When you have photos of him in your wallet/purse/keyring You start to smoke Marlboro Lights (not good) You also start to drink Jack Daniels and Aftershock (one of each colour) because you know Dan does Same also applies to Stella Artois beer You glare at people reading the NME and if you talk to them, you stop talking to them until they don't buy it anymore When you get a tattoo of Dans name, or something relating to Dan When you start to take an interest in every band Dan likes, Queen, Lizzy etc When you get a sudden obsession for belts When you suddenly want to learn/go to Lowestoft more When you spend three hours on a Saturday morning watching some poxy kids show because Dan's going to be on it for a few milli seconds, actually that applies to any programme that Dan 'might' be on You know all Dans moves during certains songs (pointing out to audienc... |
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