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29.
A tool used by Zeus to Defeat the Demans that attempt to destroy humanity, wasnt used correctly after zeus until, Tenacious D unleashed its fury onto the worst of satans fury's... Saten
-youre girlfreind is a total succubus
-i know because after i layed a bit of freebird on my Guitar she couldnt handle it and exploded.
-sweet
-i know rock on man
by Collin Foster January 03, 2008
 
30.
An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.
by Anonymous October 04, 2003
 
31.
What thirteen year old boys start to play when they realize they're deep and emotional.
Thirteen-year-old: Hey Youtube, here's my own rendition of Hey There Delilah for all you lonely ladies out there.

(Makes a deep emotional face and plays some shitty guitar)

Person watching video: I think my penis just shrank
by radtoast December 14, 2011
 
32.
If you have a guitar, you become part of a club that rules the cosmos. a guitar is a needed object to reach ultimate awesomeness. can also be played to create the most meaningful of melodies.
Some random: why do i suddenly have all this knowledge and power?

Me: Did you buy a guitar / guitars?

Some random: yeah boiii

Me: welcome to the club
by Rumpledigga July 26, 2009
 
33.
An instrument used to seduce hot chicks, and smack Satan in the balls. Best used after lots of practice, and with the amp knobs set to 11.
Who's playing that guitar? my daughter has been missing for 3 days!

Satan just cried with pain from that guitar solo.
by god's disciple. September 14, 2010
 
34.
This is an instument that has strings. Not just six. There can be a lot. The most ive ever seen was twelve. If played right, it can be used to controlle peoples emotions.If playe wrong, it can attract preps who love jocks.
Example 1.
guy 1. I play the blues. * proceeds to play blues*
guy 2. This is so depressing. * lays down to die*

Example 2.
ass 1. I can play five chords on my flea market guitar and vaguely sing about a girl/guy named you.
Big group of girls. OMG ROFL HE IS SOOOO FUCKING SENSITIVE LOLZ LETS ADMIRE HIM!!!
by rottinghead June 20, 2009
 
35.
The most overplayed musical instrument in the world, music itself has been diluted because of the instrument's popularity among the vapid. Most great and original guitarists are dead, which creates a problem for touring, unless you're playing Cleveland.
"I suck so bad my guitars are now wall ornaments collecting dust and I've begun listening to shit I'll NEVER be able to play anyways, like jazz."
by Ectoster June 18, 2008