A six stringed instrument often using nylon or steel strings. The instrument is also seen in 7 or 12 string models, hollow or solid and is adorned by 2 or possibly three pick-ups that help produce the sound.
I have purchased a brand new guitar.
by Slice January 29, 2003
A tool used by Zeus to Defeat the Demans that attempt to destroy humanity, wasnt used correctly after zeus until, Tenacious D unleashed its fury onto the worst of satans fury's... Saten
-youre girlfreind is a total succubus
-i know because after i layed a bit of freebird on my Guitar she couldnt handle it and exploded.
-i know rock on man
by Collin Foster January 03, 2008
An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.
by Anonymous October 04, 2003
If you have a guitar, you become part of a club that rules the cosmos. a guitar is a needed object to reach ultimate awesomeness. can also be played to create the most meaningful of melodies.
Some random: why do i suddenly have all this knowledge and power?

Me: Did you buy a guitar / guitars?

Some random: yeah boiii

Me: welcome to the club
by Rumpledigga July 26, 2009
What thirteen year old boys start to play when they realize they're deep and emotional.
Thirteen-year-old: Hey Youtube, here's my own rendition of Hey There Delilah for all you lonely ladies out there.

(Makes a deep emotional face and plays some shitty guitar)

Person watching video: I think my penis just shrank
by radtoast December 14, 2011
An instrument used to seduce hot chicks, and smack Satan in the balls. Best used after lots of practice, and with the amp knobs set to 11.
Who's playing that guitar? my daughter has been missing for 3 days!

Satan just cried with pain from that guitar solo.
by god's disciple. September 14, 2010
This is an instument that has strings. Not just six. There can be a lot. The most ive ever seen was twelve. If played right, it can be used to controlle peoples emotions.If playe wrong, it can attract preps who love jocks.
Example 1.
guy 1. I play the blues. * proceeds to play blues*
guy 2. This is so depressing. * lays down to die*

Example 2.
ass 1. I can play five chords on my flea market guitar and vaguely sing about a girl/guy named you.
by rottinghead June 20, 2009
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