| 1. | guitar geek | ||
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A guitarist who becomes obsessed with becoming the best guitarist ever. Will read books on obscure scales and chords, and have an encyclopedic knowledge of what gear other guitarists use. Unlikely to be in a band, as they`re too busy practissing to join one, or too annoying to stay in one. Guitar geek: Did you Know that while Jimmy Page almost always used a Les Paul standard at Led Zep gigs, he`d often use a Telecaster in the studio.
Sane person: Shut the fuck up you freak! |
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| 2. | Salowsky | ||
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Similar to: Boy genius, hope of Mankind.
This hybrid of an individual is considered to be the epicenter of rediculous. Has "flock or seaguls" hairstyle and is unlike anything you have ever seen before. If you have ever experienced this absurd phenomena, awesome, keep up the good work. If not, do it to it. A force to be reckoned with for the Guitar. A force to be reckoned with on a unicycle. A force to be reckoned with enjoying ice cream. Hott. Like putting you tongue in a toaster. "Thats typical Salowsky"
"Karen is always a dousche bag.. Salowsky is just retarded" "Oh Steve has a guitar in his hand, no way!" "Oh my god Steve is so HOT right now, hansel and zoolander are just trying to be fabio/salowsky styled." "Your parents must be retarded.. because, You are Special." |
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| 3. | guitar hero | ||
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A console game in which you play a toy guitar with colored fret buttons and a strum bar. You attempt hitting upcoming notes on the screen. Henry, aren't you getting a little obsessed with that guitar hero game? You beat Through the Fire and the Flames on hard with 83% notes hit.
In your face Jake! I fried that part in Guitar Hero. |
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| 4. | Guitar Queero | ||
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Somebody that is overly obsessed with guitar hero. They also think that scoring big point on TTFATF (Through the fire and the flames) will actually make them cool and get them somewhere in life. Person 1: Hey i got 700K in TTFATF
Person 2: Shut up you Guitar Queero |
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| 5. | Guitar | ||
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A six (or seven, or twelve) stringed instrument capable of soft sounds, or, in the hands of a good player, the greatest musical mayhem known to man. Pretty much the most popular instrument today. Comes in electric, semi-hollow body, and acoustic styles. NOT to be confused with Guitar Hero "guitars" which are TOYS! Guitar God- My axe has 132 buttons, how many does yours have?
Guitar Hero obsessed loser- (sob) Five... |
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| 6. | Matt Wellesley | ||
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a guitar wielding God, who is obsessed with his retarded girlfriend, Mandie.
(also see, "Mandie") guy 1: "I wish I could learn guitar so I could play like Matt Wellesley!"
guy 2: "yeah. he's great! Mandie is one lucky girl!" |
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| 7. | caroline | ||
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one of the best people you will ever meet. not so confident, but she doesn't know she's beautiful. and an awesome guitar player. also is obsessed with hockey. Person 1: damn, who's that kick-ass guitar player?
Person 2: oh, that's just caroline. |
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