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1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.
2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends. 1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas." 2. "Why didn't you call me back?" "Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!" |
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| 2. | Guilt Gift | ||
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When your alcoholic father goes on a inebriated rage and the next day he feels guilty and buys you something of great value. One night:
Your dad: "IM GONNA KILL YOU!" You: "NO DADDY NO!" The next day: Your dad: "Hey im sorry about last night champ, guess what? Were going to go to Disney World!" You: "Dad, this is just another Guilt Gift..." |
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