2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."
2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"
Your dad: "IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
You: "NO DADDY NO!"
The next day:
Your dad: "Hey im sorry about last night champ, guess what? Were going to go to Disney World!"
You: "Dad, this is just another Guilt Gift..."