Guilford: is a town in New Haven County, Connecticut, United States, that borders Madison, Branford, North Branford and Durham, and is situated on I-95 and the coast. The population was 21,398 at the 2000 census. It was named one of the top 100 places to live in the United States by Money magazine in 20052.First settled in 1639, Guilford has the third largest collection of historic homes in New England, with important buildings from the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries. There are five historic house museums, including Dudley Farm, which hosts a farmers' market on Saturdays.n Connecticut as defined on Urban Dictionary:Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.
Have you ever been to Sachem's Head in Guilford,CT? If you haven't you have no idea what you're missing out on.
Oh, you're from Guilford, CT? So, you must be wealthy and stuck up.
Oh, you're from Connecticut? Then, you must come from money.
Guilford is literally the gem of the CT shoreline. Its's small and "quaint," which unfortunately attracts thousands of tourists during the summer (something the locals do NOT enjoy). It's populated by beautiful and, for the most part, wealthy families who have trickled down from the major cities, like New York, to live a life of luxury on the ocean.more...
The offspring may be a bit spoiled, due to their sheltered and privledged lifestyles, but are no doubt one of the most attractive in all of CT. The guys maintain their families' legacies by possessing the perfect mix of clean-cut, preppy stoner with a dash of rugged surfer style. They drive cars purchased for them on their 16th birthdays and are quiet the charmers when they are set off into the real world. Guilford boys know how to party, deal drugs, but still please any group of superiors and succeed in any situation. Guilford girls are lucky enough to have their daddy's money and their mother's good looks. Though some may call them snobbish or high maintenance, these girls know how to charm any guy. Their intelligence, wit and naturally attained good looks are hard for any non-Guilford resident to turn down.
Guilford also produces some of the most talented young musicians on the entire shoreline. With a fabulous music program in the high school, these artists are quick to gain fame and a solid fan base from other Guilford residents. No wonder the world so easily falls for Guilford.
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A giant, huge, unrealistic mother fuckin' dump famous in Guilford, CT because of the girls' big fuckin' asses which produce giant amounts of poop.
1. Wow, Susan, you created the largest guilford steamy mud cake i've ever seen!!!
2. Thanks Bob, wanna fuck me?!
Madison is a town in New Haven County, Conn. First settled in 1641, Madison is known as East Guilford until it was named Madison in 1841. This town does have some of flaws though. 95% of the people are white and the rest are either Asian or other races and it is too far from everything. It is 45 minutes from New Haven and farest eat in the county. It is full of stuck up whiteys and NO black people. So basically, if it was known as East Guilford, it's just like Guilford.
Oh we're going to Madison, CT. That's the place full of stuck up white people, isn't it?
basically the town is split into 3 parts. stony creek, pine orchard, and then the poor part. stony creek and pine orchard is full of rich old people who live on the water. and then theres the ghetto.. where, well you know.
"Where do you live?"
"Ohhh, so you live on the water, right?"
The wealthiest State in the Nation. The richest towns by county are....
FAIRFIELD COUNTY (the CT stereotype)
NEW HAVEN COUNTY
NEW LONDON COUNTY
TOLLAND AND WYNDHAM COUNTIES
The rule of thumb is that western ct is typically wealthier than eastern connecticut. Fairfield county is why CT has the reputation that it has...but there are particular towns in both Hartford and New Haven counties, and various towns along the water that are very simmilar. Snobbery abounds in some towns, and is nonexistent in others.
Dumb Bitch - when a typical girl acts like a fucking brainless bimbo in a public setting, this act typically desterbs normal men and provokes anger and verbal retaliation.
Kelsey: "wow that girls a DB" Trevor: "no you're a DB, stop being such a DB."