GUIDODAMUS: Some one will make you an offer you can't refuse....and at some point in your life you will die.
HOTLINE CALLER: Wait what? That is stupid everyone dies, this is bullshit!
GUIDODAMUS: For further clarification we will have to charge you 10 US dollars a minute and 15 for everyone after that.
HOTLINE CALLER: Bahah FUCK THAT!
GUIDODAMUS: Your prophecy has been fulfilled...get em boys.
HOTLINE CALLER: OH sh---(BANG BANG)
GUIDODAMUS: Thank you for calling the guidodamus hot line