bacon gliders 

bacon gliders

-noun

Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.

Although Emma had an otherwise gorgeous body, she was morbidly ashamed of her bacon gliders and swore me to never reveal her secret.

bacon gliders by Mo Dixley February 22, 2010

Cock guider 

the opposite of cock blocking, helping another dude get laid. Guiding the cock into the vagina (metaphorically otherwise its just insertion)

Dude, im a cock guider, he never would have gotten with her without my guidance!!

Cock guider by themurahan February 21, 2009

Solar plexus clown gliders 

An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)

Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"

Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."

Solar plexus clown gliders by Scaramouche38 January 17, 2023

Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.

Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"

Marquette University Tour Guides by tourguide May 23, 2011

pidge gunderson / katie holt

pidge is the green paladin and pilot of the green lion from voltron: legendary defender. she has short dirty-blonde hair, brown eyes, and glasses. she disguised herself as a boy so she could get into an elite space school called the galaxy garrison in order to hack into their systems and discover encrypted information about the mission to a planet called kerberos that her dad and brother had been a part of. the news reports said everyone had died but the information she found after hacking the school's system said otherwise. they kicked her out of the school under her birth name, katie holt, after she was caught hacking once. she changed her name to pidge, the nickname her brother had given her, to get back into the galaxy garrison as someone else. pidge is a smol bean, an icon, a legend, and a badass. she's also a pretty good pilot.

person 1 - pidge gunderson / katie holt is my favorite paladin of voltron!
person 2 - i like keith the best.
person 1 - that emo headass?

pidge gunderson / katie holt by - ethereality - December 5, 2018

Guider 

A family of super soldiers.

I didnt know Brian was a Guider. No wonder he is so strong.

Guider by Dbow101 February 4, 2010

Guidestoned 

1. To get hit by a bolt of lighting from the Almighty God Himself for promoting the liberal new world order, resulting in the total destruction of a satanic table placed by men as an idol.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.

Usage: Looks like those new liberal order Georgia Guidestones just got Guidestoned by a bolt of lighting from God!
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.

Guidestoned by Wise White Man July 9, 2022