GUI-tard 

GUI-tard

(Noun). One who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces

(adj) GUI-tarded

Derek:
Hey Mike, I can't seem to find the button that let's me change the font.

Mike:
Boy Derek, you certainly must be GUI-TARDED

GUI-tard by flylinez August 5, 2004

GUI-tarded 

Adjective
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.

If one can only use a point and drool interface then one can reasonably describe them as GUI-tarded.

GUI-tarded by ArmAddAsk June 30, 2021

flying V guitar player 

Someone who plays the style of guitar that's called a flying V.

Dale's a Badass flying V guitar player! Pure raw talent & genius

flying V guitar player by Starchylde April 16, 2017

Canadian Air Guitar 

An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.

Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.

Canadian Air Guitar by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016

Guitarist 

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.

Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!

Guitarist by qwertyuioPasdfghjkLzxcvbnM July 23, 2012

Electric Guitar 

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning

Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.

Electric Guitar by Mineralogie March 18, 2017

Guitar Hero endurance 

A measure of one's ability to play extended fast sections in Guitar Hero and Rock Band before before becoming utterly exhausted and not being able to finish the song.

"I can't make it through Raining Blood - I can nail the main section for the first thirty seconds, but then my vision begins to narrow and my lips begin turning blue."

"Dude - sounds like you need to work on your Guitar Hero endurance."

Guitar Hero endurance by Scott Shumaker February 12, 2008