Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

gruffles 

The sound a male koala bear makes when he is either disturbed or on heat, or both

their was lots of gruffles coming from the gum tree last night

gruffles by Mick September 8, 2003

gafflesnatch 

verb, to take or "yoink" without permission

I gafflesnatched that chicks panties when she passed out on the coffetable

or

Hey, Gafflesnatch a 5 spot out of the collection tray for me, I'm out of pot.

gafflesnatch by SoCalJack August 21, 2006

Guffness 

Used to describe something very impressive, delicious, great, smart or anything you really like.

When something is even better than Guff then it has lots of Guffness.

Or the Auzzie Boys Gang.

Your brain is full of Guffness today. (That is a very Guff idea)

Thankyou for this meal, Guff, Guffness.

When you see a hot chick you say "Guffness".

Guffness by ChuffedTony September 20, 2006

Guffle Doat 

The part of skin between male nipples

"my guffle doat hurts when you pull my chest hair"

Guffle Doat by Captain Peter *Chillen* January 4, 2008

nerd goffles

sexy hipster glasses, commonly worn by attractive australian females.

OMG! her nerd goffles are so sexy!

nerd goffles by goffle wearer September 11, 2011

Gaffles 

Ghetto waffles.

Ingredients:
• 3 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 tablespoon salt
• 2 eggs from da co’na’ sto’ (just pull two eggs from the carton and run.)
• 1 cup of minced collard greens
• 1 cup of two week old milk
• 1/4 cup of grape soda
• 1/4 cup of malt liquor
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Ex1:
"Mmm, mmm! Goddamn them gaffles are good!"

Ex2:
Mama sprinkled crystal dust on the gaffles.

Ex2:
Server: "And what would you like with your Kool-Aid, sir?"
Eddie: "Give me a plate of them gaffles with hasbrowns."

Gaffles by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 7, 2011