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gub
Gub means something really amazingly good almost like the word uber but unlike the word uber it is not gay as fuck not only nerds say it. fucking uuber dduber nerds go suck a fat dick
kid 1: i just reached level 89 damn im uber
kid 2: shut the fuck up you dork stop saying such stupid ass words, go suck ur own dick faggot
kid 3: yes i just reached 69 thats some gub good shit
kid 2: damn right none of that silly faggot uber shit
by AndreAlmighty July 26, 2006
 
1.
gub
someone who does not know what a gub is
"you are such a gub!"
"whats a gub?"
"exactly!!"
by ambee July 13, 2007
 
2.
gubs: gay unicorn butt sex; the act of inserting a unicorn's horn into one's anal cavity repeatedly; copulation between a human and a living unicorn without the use of any prophylactic.
dude, i totally had gubs last night
yea, i heard about that. how is your ass-hole today?
by jean-picard April 30, 2009
 
3.
gub
1) A person, typically male, attempting to gain urban bravery by many ways; trying to fit in with the "urban" attitude via language, dress, posture, etc.
2) An individual that is attempting to be in-the-know, including, but not limited to, being stylish, fashionable, "up-to-date", Hip, etc, but doesn't quite have the personality, knowledge or attitude to actually reflect what they are trying to portray.
3) A person that purchases trendy labeled items, usually expensive, in hopes of the general public perceiving them as cool or hip. Cars, clothing, eye glasses, etc. Brand names such as Prada, Gucci, Versace, Porsche, BMW, etc.
4) A person attempting to show their knowledge in a particular subject for the purpose of appearing “cool” to the general public; they really do not know the subject as well as they portray.
5)Someone who does not keep it real; a poser.
a) Did you see that guy with the Bimmer at the stop light. Once the light turned green he punched it spinning the back wheels, what a gub.
b) Look at that gub with the Prada cell phone on his hip.
c) I had a true gub come into the store and buy some 22 inch rims for his Hummer today.
by Rawhidepd March 13, 2008
 
4.
gub
The white stuff on skinless chicken breasts.
"Hey, man, don't eat that piece of chicken! It's covered in gub!"

"You're right, man. It's totally gubby."
 
5.
A comfortable pair of warm gloves. Originated in Solihull UK.
My fingers aren't frozen thanks to my gubs.
by blastanddarnit October 30, 2013
 
6.
this a very funny acronym meaning

Gay Unprotected Butt Sex
Sam: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: sup?
Sam: I heard Hans has GUBS with his uncle
Tyler: ROFLCOPTER!!!
by Slovon Miknob February 12, 2008
 
7.
gub
A gub is a small green pig from the Higher World, about the size of a football, with floppy triangular ears, and in place of a curly tail, it has a writhing bunch of purple tentacles.
"I heard a a gub-gub-gub-wheenk! A small green pig the size of a football streaked across my room and disappeared right before he rammed into the wall. Another gub."
by rudytheelder November 30, 2012