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A person(s), when given certain power, would stand upon their soapbox and use

said power to avoid any or all confrontation. They are ungodly self rightgeous.

This person can never be wrong, and anything and everything that comes from

their mouth is truth. This type of person also prefers women to have certain

animalistic features, mainly long faces......resembling horses if you will.

Their mates usually tend to also be extremely self rightgeous and have a fond

love for animals of an exotic feline breed.

1. Dude, you are such a tool.

You can't talk to me like that!

Shut up, ya big girl!

That's enough! I'm shutting this website down!

Dude, that was such a Gurov move.

2. (Gurov) Blah blah blah blah blah Supra. Blah blah blah, you don't know what

you are talking about. God, all of you are so ignorant.

(Man 1) Man, could that guy sound any more like a Gurov?

(Gurov) Are yall talking about me?

(Man 2) Chill bro, we're just joking!

(Gurov) You can't talk to me like that!

(Man 1) Talk to you like what? No one said anything.

(Gurov) That's it, I'm shutting this website down!

(Man 1) Typical Gurov move.

3. Hey bro, did you see that chick I hooked up with online?

Yea man, she was ugly as hell!

Dude!!! She's an import model!!!

Were you drunk?

No, why?

Cuz that bitch looks like a horse. Horse-face fucker!

That's it! I'm shutting this website down!

Typical Gurov move bro.=
1. Dude, you are such a tool.

You can't talk to me like that!

Shut up, ya big girl!

That's enough! I'm shutting this website down!

Dude, that was such a Gurov move.

2. (Gurov) Blah blah blah blah blah Supra. Blah blah blah, you don't know what

you are talking about. God, all of you are so ignorant.

(Man 1) Man, could that guy sound any more like a Gurov?

(Gurov) Are yall talking about me?

(Man 2) Chill bro, we're just joking!

(Gurov) You can't talk to me like that!

(Man 1) Talk to you like what? No one said anything.

(Gurov) That's it, I'm shutting this website down!

(Man 1) Typical Gurov move.

3. Hey bro, did you see that chick I hooked up with online?

Yea man, she was ugly as hell!

Dude!!! She's an import model!!!

Were you drunk?

No, why?

Cuz that bitch looks like a horse. Horse-face fucker!

That's it! I'm shutting this website down!

Typical Gurov move bro.
Gurov by Chops Liva August 8, 2009
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a slang term for people from India
I want to learn how to play cricket, I always see the guarav playing.
guarav by i<3guarav May 4, 2009
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1. In Costa Rica, a sugar cane liquor branded under the name Cacique. Used for shots, mixed drinks, and even cooking.

2. In Costa Rica and Colombia, a generic name for any and all booze. Note however that guaro is a particular liquor as described above. Similar to the usage of the word "coke" for all softdrinks in the midwestern US.

3. In Colombia, aguardiente is a more processed and flavored guaro.
Anoche dormí en el suelo, dormí en el suelo teniendo cama, por culpa de ese maldito, de ese maldito guaro de caña
Guaro by uavengineer May 14, 2007

guaraved 

the state of being at once bewildered and bewildering, lacking comprehension and being incomprensible, confused and confusing.
"so how was the game?"

"sobering reality, it is. sorry?"

"what the hell are you on about?"

"sorry mate, just guaraved for moment there."

guaraved by melissaness May 30, 2006
In Central America, this is slang for "booze". Specifically, a brand name of booze called "Cacique" (which is awesome but I can't see to find around here anywhere!.

"Check out that guy.....mucho guaro!"
guaro by Bond Girl September 30, 2006
The female sex organ also known as the vagina.
It can also be used to acknowledge an attractive female within view.
"I'd love to lick her guarve!"

"Look at that fit piece of guarve over there"
guarve by Lexy79 October 4, 2008

Guarav Kesari 

Guarav Kesari by BDGpresident October 17, 2019