A person that has never served in the military and covers it up by posing as a soldier. Military RPG typically requires the poser to purchase several military surplus items and an internet based education regarding weapons. Military RPG can also be played professionally by police officers, corrections officers, security guards, and government employees.

The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.

A girlfriend or boyfriend that is too clingy. The word comes from south Africa where car guards beg for money after supposedly guarding your car.

The greatest youtuber in the world, Dan Hardcastle. Period. In case, you know, you needed another period. For emphasis purposes. He's incredible and if you are reading this YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME BECAUSE SCIENCE.

The above is likely the way he would define himself if he wasn't talking about himself. Nerdcubed is a Let's Player on youtube. He often rants, and commonly has issues getting his mouth to say what his brain would like. He got his start making comics about Minecraft, then beginning to show cool things to do on Minecraft and vlogging on Youtube. As of 3/23/13, he has 525,125 subscribers and 101,854,978 . His series of Let's Plays are "Minecraft Buildy Thing" (discontinued) which is exactly what it sounds like, "Nerd³ Plays", which is a fast, edited and comedy focused "first-look" gaming series, "Nerd³ Permadeath", which is him vs the game, to see how far he can make it without dying, "Nerd³'s Completes", which is a silly LP series featuring one game up until he completes it, "Nerd³'s Month of" (discontinued), in which he plays a game for 1 month, "Nerd³'s Three Free Game Friday" which is... pretty much self explanatory, and "Nerd³ Father and Son-Days", which is a co-op series with his dad. Nerdcubed's trademark line is "because science", given whenever a reason cannot be thought of.

Someone (usually a teen, preteen, male or female) who spends a very large amount of time at the mall (shopping center, enclosed shopping area, how ever you want to look at it) and does NOTHING at all but walk around, talk with friends, annoy people, ect. The females of this variety usually act very similar, but tend to dress drastically more slutty, wearing ripped jeans, shirts with the holes in the sleeves, yoga pants, (make camel toe much more visible) and UGG boots. They also add pounds of make-up and "whore lashes". They usually have little to no money on them, and do nothing but loiter and maybe, just maybe buy a snack or two. These crowds typically think what they do is "cool" and will walk around in crowds or groups (sometimes as many you can call it a mob. usually 4-15 people give or take) and talk with other groups and sometimes join into the rare Mall Blob. They also torment mall customers and Security Guards and sometimes make friends with shop employees and sometimes get free stuff from them and mooch off of them. They also use very odd catch phrases, like Groovy and Hellz Yeahz, or Too the Max!

Exploited certain people for his wealth including pop rock super talent Debbie Davidsohn whom he wrote about on multible albums while oppressing her career as an artist by beating her up, stalking her, threatening her life, and by making false reports about her to police. Roth saw her music videos and wrote about certain scenes such as the scene of Debbie wearing a sparkling silver skirt pulling a voice flyer off of a post on Hollywood Blvd. Roth tried to rape Debbie when she was 15 years old. He became psycho when she was doing her own thing in her own bands, with her own friends. One night he stalked her at the Cat N Fiddle on Sunset by pushing her down and had his two mafioso thug guards take her outside on the side in the dark to harm her. When she was working on a black civil rights project entitled, "One My Valentine" with an Afro American team as associate producer, actress, and singer, Roth went balistics and tried to destroy the production. He made false police reports and followed her at a restaurant and had two thugs beat her up outside the restaurant. Although hurt and shaken, she continued on the project and the play won 22 major awards from the Southern California Motion Picture Council. She also played Scala Weinberger, the only Caucasian to fight discrimination against African Americans in the play and sang "Ebony & Ivory" .

Later it was discovered that David Lee Roth had raped a little girl named Pearla Carbohol at the Troubadore nightclub.

The Unicorn Police Department is... A rogue alliance created by the notorious banished prince of the royal family and the 3rd in line to the thrown, Tommy Thorn. The back story of Thomas starts with His sister deacon, One day tommy was walking around in his mansion as a little 8 year old when the most unexpected thing occurred, An assassin broke into the castle and killed his mother and gave his sister a punch that made her think she was a guy. Tommy confronted his father asking him "Why was my mother killed? why was her personal guard reduced? why wasn't there any increase in her personal guards when you knew she was being targeted?" he replied "The strong kill the weak, she was weak." tommy yelled "Then i don't want to be strong i am renouncing my line to the thrown!" He yelled "YOU ARE NOTHING! you have never existed in my eyes! you cant renounce your line to the thrown because you never existed!" Tommy vowed he would exact his vengeance. He created the organisation to destroy the strong and protect the week. He is the Leader of The Unicorn Police Department.