A person that has never served in the military and covers it up by posing as a soldier. Military RPG typically requires the poser to purchase several military surplus items and an internet based education regarding weapons. Military RPG can also be played professionally by police officers, corrections officers, security guards, and government employees.
Military RPG Player: "Hey, look at my high powered rifle"
Veteran: "That's neat"
Military RPG Player: "I bet you don't know as much about it as I do"
Veteran: "Are you trying to pretend you know more about weapons than I do because you are intimidated by my military service?"
Military RPG Player: "No, I'm just playing Military RPG"
The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.
Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"
A girlfriend or boyfriend that is too clingy. The word comes from south Africa where car guards beg for money after supposedly guarding your car.
Alan is being such a car guard
The greatest youtuber in the world, Dan Hardcastle. Period. In case, you know, you needed another period. For emphasis purposes. He's incredible and if you are reading this YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME BECAUSE SCIENCE.
The above is likely the way he would define himself if he wasn't talking about himself. Nerdcubed is a Let's Player on youtube. He often rants, and commonly has issues getting his mouth to say what his brain would like. He got his start making comics about Minecraft, then beginning to show cool things to do on Minecraft and vlogging on Youtube. As of 3/23/13, he has 525,125 subscribers and 101,854,978 . His series of Let's Plays are "Minecraft Buildy Thing" (discontinued) which is exactly what it sounds like, "Nerd³ Plays", which is a fast, edited and comedy focused "first-look" gaming series, "Nerd³ Permadeath", which is him vs the game, to see how far he can make it without dying, "Nerd³'s Completes", which is a silly LP series featuring one game up until he completes it, "Nerd³'s Month of" (discontinued), in which he plays a game for 1 month, "Nerd³'s Three Free Game Friday" which is... pretty much self explanatory, and "Nerd³ Father and Son-Days", which is a co-op series with his dad. Nerdcubed's trademark line is "because science", given whenever a reason cannot be thought of.
Come on Come on Come on come on Gonna shoot you in the face When we count to three
Jesus was gay and wore a wig
The theme is white people good brown people bad REALISM
The irony is so large I could cut it with this invisible knife
OH MY GOD JEFF CAN ACTUALLY FLY
Crap on a cracker
In the immortal words of William Shakespeare ... bullocks
I didn't make him dead I found him dead
You bastard cheating bastard on bastard toast bastard cheating bastard bastard with bastard filling and bastard-ness you utter utter utter complete and utter bastard!
Oh arse biscuits
Dodge that guy Drop that mine Get down tonight
Here in my guards I feel safest of all I can lock all my helmets cuz the only way in is in guards.
All you need is love *trumpets* And a machine gun *trumpets* And some other stuff I said in the last verse
As thin as day and fat as night No cake shall escape my sight For those who watches Weight Watchers might Beware my spandex FOR IT IS TO TIGHT
Stealth behind the luggage. I am now invisible. You cant see me
That's it LUGGAGE TO YOUR FACE!
Alright I'm getting in My briefcase doesn't fit with me No briefcase Oh my god that’s killing me No NOOOO Fuck briefcase Stupid fucking briefcase killed me ... fuck you briefcase!
Yeah I'm standing on his head. What’s it to you? ... I fell off
I'm gonna boop a happy face into the wall to cheer myself up
- Memorable Nerdcubed moments
Someone (usually a teen, preteen, male or female) who spends a very large amount of time at the mall (shopping center, enclosed shopping area, how ever you want to look at it) and does NOTHING at all but walk around, talk with friends, annoy people, ect. The females of this variety usually act very similar, but tend to dress drastically more slutty, wearing ripped jeans, shirts with the holes in the sleeves, yoga pants, (make camel toe much more visible) and UGG boots. They also add pounds of make-up and "whore lashes". They usually have little to no money on them, and do nothing but loiter and maybe, just maybe buy a snack or two. These crowds typically think what they do is "cool" and will walk around in crowds or groups (sometimes as many you can call it a mob. usually 4-15 people give or take) and talk with other groups and sometimes join into the rare Mall Blob. They also torment mall customers and Security Guards and sometimes make friends with shop employees and sometimes get free stuff from them and mooch off of them. They also use very odd catch phrases, like Groovy and Hellz Yeahz, or Too the Max!
Joey: Hey! Want to go to the mall?
Matt: Sure! We can goo with Josh, Kim, Ray, Jack, and Maria!
Joey: Awesome! I think Mark and a bunch of his friends are going too!
Matt: Sick! Hey, maybe Paul will let us sneak a movie and get us some popcorn!
Joey: Yeah man! I bet you any money Kim will have guys all over her the way she dresses and in those yoga pants? Woah!
Matt: HELL YEAZZ!!
Joey: Dude, were such Mall rats!
|804.||David Lee Roth|
Exploited certain people for his wealth including pop rock super talent Debbie Davidsohn whom he wrote about on multible albums while oppressing her career as an artist by beating her up, stalking her, threatening her life, and by making false reports about her to police. Roth saw her music videos and wrote about certain scenes such as the scene of Debbie wearing a sparkling silver skirt pulling a voice flyer off of a post on Hollywood Blvd. Roth tried to rape Debbie when she was 15 years old. He became psycho when she was doing her own thing in her own bands, with her own friends. One night he stalked her at the Cat N Fiddle on Sunset by pushing her down and had his two mafioso thug guards take her outside on the side in the dark to harm her. When she was working on a black civil rights project entitled, "One My Valentine" with an Afro American team as associate producer, actress, and singer, Roth went balistics and tried to destroy the production. He made false police reports and followed her at a restaurant and had two thugs beat her up outside the restaurant. Although hurt and shaken, she continued on the project and the play won 22 major awards from the Southern California Motion Picture Council. She also played Scala Weinberger, the only Caucasian to fight discrimination against African Americans in the play and sang "Ebony & Ivory" .more...
Later it was discovered that David Lee Roth had raped a little girl named Pearla Carbohol at the Troubadore nightclub.
|805.||Unicorn Police Department|
The Unicorn Police Department is... A rogue alliance created by the notorious banished prince of the royal family and the 3rd in line to the thrown, Tommy Thorn. The back story of Thomas starts with His sister deacon, One day tommy was walking around in his mansion as a little 8 year old when the most unexpected thing occurred, An assassin broke into the castle and killed his mother and gave his sister a punch that made her think she was a guy. Tommy confronted his father asking him "Why was my mother killed? why was her personal guard reduced? why wasn't there any increase in her personal guards when you knew she was being targeted?" he replied "The strong kill the weak, she was weak." tommy yelled "Then i don't want to be strong i am renouncing my line to the thrown!" He yelled "YOU ARE NOTHING! you have never existed in my eyes! you cant renounce your line to the thrown because you never existed!" Tommy vowed he would exact his vengeance. He created the organisation to destroy the strong and protect the week. He is the Leader of The Unicorn Police Department.
The Strong will die and the weak will strive for that is the Unicorn Police Department Way!