Guardian Reader

Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.

Guardian Reader by cocksuckah December 14, 2010

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guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon

Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!

guardian reader by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020

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Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin

No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.

Guardian Reader by Maggie T April 3, 2024

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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