1-When something is a far distance, especially when people are under the infulecne of marijauna.

an island in the North Pacific Ocean; part of the Mariana Islands archipelago; USA territory
Coordinates: 13 28 N, 144 47 E

great place to eat some mighty fuckin'awesome tasting barbeque

Guam is a beautiful island in the marianas. It is known as a tourist attraction and is home to a variety of people. From the locals aka Chamorros to the Filipinos, Asians, Micronesians, and Haoles. With the many different types of food, Guam is especially known for it's local dishes. It is great for vacation because of the tropical type of weather. Its not perfect but it's where america's day begins.

For those fucking idiots above me that don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

First of all, use proper english you stupid bitches. You make fun of Guam having a bad educational system, that's because we don't need all the fancy barney-based shit you little bitches do. We make do with what we got, and we're grateful.

Second of all, Guam is an island in the Pacific Ocean that is an unincorporated U.S. Territory (not a fucking third-world colony or some big base, dumbasses) We are a culture of pride that is not "based on the color of our skin, but on the content of our character" (for those of you that don't know, that's Martin Luther King Jr.) We all have pride for our island, our multiple ethnicities, and our people as a whole.

Third, for those of you dumbfucks that think Guam is ungrateful to the military, try taking an actual fucking look. Guam has one of the highest, if not the highest, percentages relating to the population and the number who are serving in the armed forces. (for the record, we make you guys look like pussies, even the women can kick your asses because unlike most places, martial arts has become the unspoken sport of the island. Crime is a common occurrence anywhere, we don't beat our wives as much as you stateside pussies do. We respect our women here. )

Third World backyard of the United States of America. "Where America's Day Began" back between 1940 and 1980. Has become a complete toilet in the last 25 years. It is a small island that was a Spanish possession up until the time of the Spanish American War. Was taken by the Japanese during WWII - then recaptured. The post- WWII Chamorros were very supportive of the United States and the military, specifically the Marines who liberated them. But through corrupt politicians and very incompetent people pretending to know politics, Guam forced much of her only natural friend from the island - the US military (which was synonymous with Federal funding). It sports the only hospital in the United States that has not been accredited in over 25 years. GMH has a higher mortality rate than a lot of inner city hospitals and those that are out in the middle of no-where USA. Guam is frought with so many internal issues because the people who are running it are either incompetent or woefully corrupt. The island has had a job loss of a little over 700 people in a month. That is a sobering number if you look at the size of Guam and its population. FEMA has declined any further direct support for Guam as result of local politicians taking Federal Disaster funds meant for Typhoon relief (talking hundreds of thousands of US dollars). Guams 2009 crime rate has jumped severely as a result of people turning to desperate measures to eek out an existence. That coupled with a massive influx of ill...

Guam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Indigenous people of the island DO NOT look like chubby Filipinos. We come in different shapes and sizes like the rest of the people in the world. 30% actual Filipinos , 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is improving, the schools are being fixed up, and the hospital will take good care of you. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, kicking back with family, having fun, and meeting new people. We all don't eat pugua, drink bear, and beat people up. The only time we would need to beat people up is when you discriminate us. We are friendly. The only time we would be mean or disrespectful is when you talk shit about our culture. Honestly if you haven't expirienced living on Guam or meeting Chamorros, don't judge us. So stop assuming and get to know the real us, not by the stupid people who talk shit that doesn't live on the island.

An island in the Western Pacific Ocean.

But more commonly known as "The World's Dumpster."

For you stateside fuckheads! Look in the mirror before you judge!

"Today, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) released its second annual report on the most corrupt members of Congress entitled Beyond DeLay: The 20 Most Corrupt Members of Congress (and five to watch). This encyclopedic report on corruption in the 109th Congress documents the egregious, unethical and possibly illegal activities of the most tainted members of Congress. CREW has compiled the members’ transgressions and analyzed them in light of federal laws and congressional rules.

CREW’s Most Corrupt Members of Congress:
Members of the Senate:

Conrad Burns (R-MT)
Bill Frist (R-TN)
Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Members of the House:

Alan Mollohan (D-WV)
Roy Blunt (R-MO)
Marilyn Musgrave (R-CO)
Ken Calvert (R-CA)
Richard Pombo (R-CA)
John Doolittle (R-CA)
Rick Renzi (R-AZ)
Tom Feeney (R-FL)
Pete Sessions (R-TX)
Katherine Harris (R-FL)
John Sweeney (R-NY)
William Jefferson (D-LA)
Charles Taylor (R-NC)
Jerry Lewis (R-CA)
Maxine Waters (D-CA)
Gary Miller (R-CA)
Curt Weldon (R-PA)
Five Members to Watch:

Chris Cannon (R-UT)
J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ)
Dennis Hastert (R-IL)
John Murtha (D-PA)
Don Sherwood (R-PA)

Corruption is everywhere! Even in your own damn home state! Geez, the ignorance nowadays! That's right, look up that word.