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Passenger (usually male, usually young) unable to occupy a seat on a suburban commuter train without spreading his legs wide open (as though suffering from severely swollen testicles) and so encroaching on the adjacent seat.
I boarded the 18.23 train and moved to the quiet car only to find a grupnik sprawled across the last available seat
by Wordsmithz April 18, 2007

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