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Johnny got his favorite ice cream today. He is very gruntled.

"Why are you so gruntled today Joe?" asked Johnny.
by Davis Wonders January 21, 2006
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The opposite of disgrunted, which means unhappy with the current situation or state of affairs. So, to be gruntled means to be happy with the way things are going; not upset.
Dawn: "I'm so totally gruntled today! Not a thing out of place!" Or: "Oh happy day! Color me gruntled!"

Friend: "Yeah, I hate it when you're disgruntled!"
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A state of bliss brought on by total acceptance or self and others usually, but not always, accompanied by a low pitched gutteral sound closely resembling an oink.
This is some great slop. You look really good in that mud! I am totally gruntled "Oink"!
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person 1 damn that bitch was all up in my kool aid so i had to put the slap down on her face! she ended up calling the po-lice

person 2 oh harriet your stories of entertainment keep me gruntled through the whole day!
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A state of animal like contentment
Oposite of Disgrunteld
See chris bence
by Grob April 09, 2003
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