noun and verb poop

from a misreading of "to kill a mockingbird" when they poke under the bed with a broom handle. a grunt under the bed.
A. hey, cover for me, i'm on cigarette break!
B. huh uh. you just had one.
A. yeah, i know. i didnt want to say, i'm actually going to do a grunt.

oooh, did you see that nasty grunt in the shitter? it didnt flush!
by dr. roland james nesbaum III October 18, 2005
Someone who get's all the shit jobs and is proud of it. Normal humans ("civilians" or cattle) think it is a joke to call someone a grunt but they have no idea.
He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt - no offence.

None taken.
by Gruntboy September 12, 2003
profoundly powerful marijuana, i.e. the high grade stuff with the crystals and the ooh and aah...
analagous to the chronic or the kind (popular among neo-hippie folk)
Son, you been smokin' that GRUNT?
by Captain Grunt August 09, 2006
1. infantryman in the US Army
2. any Soldier. sometimes derogatory.
I hate walking into a bar and seeing a bunch of grunts.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
Defecation. So termed because of the noise one makes while performing a bowel movement.
-Excuse me mom, but where is grandpa?
-Oh, he's going grunts.
by Scott Yacyshyn January 28, 2005
Another name for a woman’s private part: Cunt.
Tighter than a ho's grunt.
by steve November 11, 2004
(n) The basic fighting orc unit in Warcraft III.
(v) To make a low grumbling noise.
(n) Grunts are the 0wnage!
(v) When cave men have sex, they grunt.
by ChaosChronicle January 06, 2004
"good thing that food nipple is waiting for me back on the starship, because oh, ive worked up a big, grunty thirst!"- the food nipple grunt
by rag on a muffin June 23, 2003

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