Grundlescaper

1. Someone who manscapes other people's grundles

2. A bottom feeder, degenerate or one who should be thrown out of windows at high elevations

Jay P needs to get the kids in line, they're talking out of turn and you already know that the grundlescapers are going exploit the stupid shit that's coming of Kaplan's mouth to stoke the flames and feed the animals at the zoo... Don't feed the fucking animals...

Grundlescaper by Felix of Nazareth August 27, 2020

Grundle Stab 

-noun or verb
The action of stabbing the grundle, or perineum, with extended fore and middle fingers.

n. Have you ever experienced a grundle stab?
v. Mike was being a pooterhead, so I grundle stabbed him.

Grundle Stab by Harry the Batbitch October 9, 2007

grundlestiltskin 

Mythical creature that leave tiny sweat ball treasures on a man's grundle

My girlfriend was going to go down on me until she realized that grundlestiltskin had already been there

grundlestiltskin by jkidchaos4 July 3, 2007

Grundlesac

The flap of skin, in males, between the scrotum and the anus, which can be used for various things such as clipping flashing lights to. Grundlesac's can vary in size from droopy to so small that they can barely be noticed.

Damn Alex, that is so sweet how you can clip that pulsing belly button ring to your giant grundlesac.

Grundlesac by pdiddy July 12, 2004

grundlesnaps 

Crystally, clinging bits of sweat and various fluids that form on the pubic hairs. Differentiated from dingleberry in location and composition.
May be used as an insult or medical complaint.

Nothing is as aggravating as losing a ball-hair to a persistant grundlesnap.

grundlesnaps by Whitebird May 13, 2005

Grundlestiltskin 

One who has excessively long blond or gold hair growning from the grundle or taint.

At first I thought her grundle was cleanly shaven, but then I realized she was a grundlestiltskin.

Grundlestiltskin by Wordsmith9 October 10, 2010

grundleslap

A guy makes his pants tight so that the area above his dick if firm (usually by sitting down, you know what i mean) and then slaps it with his hand, in what would seem to be painful but is completely not.

I grundleslapped you mom last night

grundleslap by xhollywoodx January 13, 2006