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gruffalo 

A bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. A gruffalo's lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. The gruffalo has a heart of gold but it's outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.

The term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. A gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. The gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.
oh - look out! here comes the gruffalo.

Gruffnugget 

A bum dread lock caused by the mixing of residual poo and bum pubes rubbed between the butt cheeks.
Wife: What are you doing?

Man: Plucking my gruffnuggets.
Gruffnugget by Gruffbum November 30, 2010
A piece of faecal matter stuck to anal hair after excereting.
I have gruffballs stuck to my bottom.
gruffball by Gleebo August 10, 2009

gruffalo 

It is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. These women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. This term is not to be taken lightly.
Matt, Bill, and Garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.
gruffalo by Schorry July 23, 2008

gruffbag 

The act of making ones partners rectal sphinkter contract violently by squeezing them round the waist in a bear hug.
You dirty gruffbager.
Take this gruffbag bitch.
gruffbag by Piglover November 6, 2006

gruffnut 

noun; a piece (or pieces) of faeces stuck in the hair around your anus
"mate, i found the biggest gruffnut last nite"
gruffnut by james-is-sexy January 19, 2006