Matthew Gray Gubler

a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.

matthew gray gubler is the reason why i have such high standards.

Matthew Gray Gubler by mgglittlebitch June 2, 2020

Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.

This is Matthew Gray Gubler’s world and we’re all living in it.

Matthew Gray Gubler by oliviagublerreid October 10, 2020

matthew gray gubler

an actor who plays spencer reid on criminal minds and voices simon on alvin and the chipmunks. the most perfect man known to humankind.

i love matthew gray gubler

matthew gray gubler by babyeater666 July 18, 2020

matthew gray gubler

the HOTTEST of the hot. who would have thought anyone could be this attractive! the voice of the one and only simon the chipmunk and spencer reid

did you see matthew gray gubler on criminal minds yesterday?

matthew gray gubler by Jxstjem June 5, 2020

Grobled 

Grobled (verb)
/'gro•bōld/

The act of getting your grade dunked on due to the pettiest and most insignificant details by a pompous and unlikeable man known as Mr. (not Dr.) Grobler.

Student 1: "How did the PDR go yesterday?"
Student 2: "Man, we got absolutely Grobled."

Grobled by Capstoner55 November 29, 2022

Grubered 

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.

The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.

Grubered by Cree Wise November 14, 2014

Grumblebrag 

To complain in a superficial manner, when one is really just boasting.

I have to wear my wedding ring or else I just get hit on too much. I'm not actually annoyed, I'm just grumblebragging.

Grumblebrag by das Luftkissenboot November 13, 2014