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the preoccupation and feeling of anxiousness and not being able to sleep knowing that a new Groupon will be released after 1am. Must be remedied ASAP by checking groupon.com The result of an addiction to groupons, which can't be escaped, even on a vacation to costa rica (After having sex, 1:30 am) Girl: Come here! Let's go to sleep!
Guy: Hold on! I have to to check to see what today's groupon is, I was thinking about it the entire time I was fucking you Girl: Ugh! Groupon anxiety again?! I'm gonna yell. |
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