2: a long ass life story about all the horrible things you have done.
3: a short, ridiculous comment on something completely random such as "I make a sTinKy and i likey"
4: a confession that is so utterly disturbing and/or disgusting,one just has to read it and feel ashamed to be a human being
ex: I work at a pizza hut. whenever I see a hot chick, i ejaculate into the pizza dough. alot of women out there don't know that they have eaten sperm
in conclusion: good for a laugh, but may destroy your sanity and/or make you hate the human race
I fart terribly often at work, I just let them waft out, they go from nothing, to slightly stale to fresh and finally when I do one that makes me gasp, I go take a dump. My podmates must know its me and I hate to think what they must think of me for it but I dont stop,
i fake being lesbian with my friends so that i could fuck their boyfriends without getting caught
"omg i dropped my gf's toothbrush in the toilet i can never love again and i'd know all about that because i'm all of 15 years old"
"I like to make love to ketchup bottles and vacuum cleaners with the curtains open. Naughty, aren't I?"