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1. Hairy egg
Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair.
Friend 1: Why do you keep picking at your ass? That's gross, You got a dingleberry or something?

Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.

Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.
2. twelve
1. XII.

2. 12.

3. The largest quantity that can be spoken in the English language with only one syllable.

4. One dozen.

5. The square root of a gross.

6. 1100 Binary.

7. C Hexadecimal.

8. The quantity of Little Twelve-Toes' fingers or toes.
Twelve.

What do you mean, "Example is too short"? How many examples of the word do you want?

No way! twelve twelves would be a gross, and that's not what I'm defining.
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3. quantemplate
v. Act of contemplation at warp speed
ie. 'quantum contemplation'
She quantemplated the vastness of her chemistry homework during commercial breaks.
4. shit load
Approaching, or in excess of 500. (For gross excess of 500 see: Mega shit load or fuck load.)
In response to seeing a quantity of wads equal to 500: "WOW! That's a shit load of wads."
5. Bogata
1. the act of showing up extremely late and convincing yourself it is completely fine;

2. totally boofing your buddy;

3. stinking up a room that otherwise
smelled good earlier;

4. the act of dropping a deuce;

5. peeling one off to scat porn;

6. the act falling into a frozen pond,
or falling out of a boat;

7. passing out first after an all day and
night drinking contest, then actually
talking sh*t (mumbling) to everyone
while you pass out;

8. A person who refers to themself as "Bossman";

9. A state of mind that engulfs an individual who consumes an large indefinite quantity of alcoholic beverages;
1. Damnit, he was supposed to be here 4 hours ago, he's pulling a f*ckin' Bogata dude.

2. Well, I was hitting on this hot brunette when all of a sudden, this douchebag comes up and grabs her away from me. Total cockblocker bro. He pretty much Bogata'd me right there.

3. Dude, did you just walk in here and Bogata this place or what? That sh*t stinks!

4. He just took a Bogata on his windshield!

5. That guy likes to Bogata to that weird stuff on the internet. Freaking gross.

6. (a) Dude, don't walk out on that ice, you'll Bogata and freeze your *ss off. (SPLASH). Damn, he just performed a perfect Bogata.
(b) So I was Bogata'd out of boat at 30 mph in Rockport and almost died. Good times.

7. Did you see that dude acting like a Bogata all day, talk sh*t to everyone about how much he can drink and last the longest, and then pass out first? Wow.

8. That dude thinks he is Bogata or something.

9. I can't believe that guy got so Bogataheaded at the wedding. It was so SOTA. HEEEIIIIIYYYYTT!
6. Seattle Tugboat
The northwest form of a Cleveland Steamer. It is critical that you eat a large quantity of Mexican food before preforming the Seattle Tugboat so that you have diharria. You then crap on the girl's chest and slide down with a "toot toot" noise, more like a tugboat.
Dude 1: Man I gave this chick a wicked Seattle Tugboat last night!
Dude 2: I didn't know you had a girlfriend!
Dude 1: No, man it was your girlfriend!
7. drilk
When you are pouring milk into a bowl of cereal and its the end of a bag so just a couple oz. goes into the bowl, in the time that it takes for you to toss out the old bag, grab a new one, mount it in the holster and snip the tip to replenish the bowl, the milk from bag A has already festered enough and in such a small quantity that it has become warm and gross.
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