Groons

Pubic taint hair usually found near bottom of nut sack.

“Damn man I need to shave my Groons”

Groons by yungtiddyboy69 February 4, 2019

moons out goons out 

When the moon is out and you about to do some reckless sh** with the boys

Moons out goons out boys let's go

moons out goons out by LilRomy December 13, 2019

groinsaw 

When you grind your crotch into something so furiously, the effect is equal to that of a saw. Used in the first chapter of the fanfiction HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull."

groinsaw by Firstpillow December 11, 2009

Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006

Groinsword

Blunt, powerful-sounding term for a strap-on dildo. Especially a bigg'un.

I knew my ass was in for a jolly time when Betty pulled out the eleven-inch black spiked groinsword.

Groinsword by AlexReynard May 8, 2008

groomsbride 

A whore

Person 1:What a beautiful wedding
Person 2: yes but what a shame, the poor groomsbride is a whore

groomsbride by Kyoudon February 4, 2014

Groos-Fingers

The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.

WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.

Groos-Fingers by McPeePee November 6, 2010