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To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.
The officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant's wife.
by ladywhiteshadow January 28, 2007

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