A deadshit, a suck-up, a person who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about the opinion of others, when they are right.
Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...
People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.
Lads; ad lays (pig latin).
Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.
A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.
Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.
Dense; someone who does not get it!
Lane Cove Slang.
"Look at that gronk lad scabbing cigarettes for spin - what a deadshit!"
"Can I borrow some money?"
"You never pay me back"
"I will this time... I promise man..."
"Fuck off gronk!"
Dead Sperm.....no seriosly it means dead sperm
A word used to describe someone who is boganny, dumb, stupid, slow, talks with an annoying voice, and are often into rundown cars
Gronks are native to Australia being incredibly abundent
"Oi Hey Man.... Im gon go uh you know ... honk at some birds in mah paddy basha"
"oh god look at this gronk"
Gronk was the name of a caveman character in the sixties TV show "It's About Time". Gronk carried a club and his wife was called Shag. His character was a "very dumb caveman" neanderthal type. The actor was Joe Ross. The show ran for a couple of seasons. It portrayed spacemen who travelled in time.
"Hi Gronk, how's the cave?".
Ultimately a baby ogre.
An over sized person, clumsy, often fumbles around.
Big boned, short and wide, often with exma or a very red face.
Indication that someone/something is large
"Ughhh you are such a gronk, why are you so massively wide"
"You have gronk feet"
Being that sober guy at a party to creep on drunk, taken girls.
Man did you see Maria last night? She was totally getting gronk'd by Dan.
Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt
Ian says: "bruz im in a graff crew now!"
You: "really? how'd you get in?"
Ian: "well, Im not really in it. They just said if they can use my paint then i can go around with them"
'Man, Ian your such a gronk!'
a total loser. Usually slumped in posture, with varying shades of colour in their hair. can be seen anywhere and a gronk detector is not needed to find one
"dude look at that total lurking gronk down on the corner!"