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2.
Body mass of the pubic area.
Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."
by harry flashman August 03, 2003
 
1.
Priapic girth.
Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.
by megnao flimpis August 05, 2003
 
3.
To bemoan body aches.
Harold groinal acerage he had in his joints.
by jorge August 11, 2003