Top Definition
Semen that is ejected into any beverage,stirred and poured into a cup ,glass or mug for consumption.
1. In Cocktail, Tom Cruise served many drinks but what everyone didn't know that it was secretly groinade.

2. Stiffler from American Pie was a victim of groinade when he thought it was a cup full of beer.
by shumbert May 28, 2009

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